"You know its kind of hard just to get along today, our subject isn't cool but he thinks it anyway, he may not have a clue and he may not have style, but everything he lacks he makes up in denial"
"Can't stand the singer or the one with the Mohican - I hate their music even more since my neighbour started playing them at full blast and wearing a SUB YOUTH jacket around."
"A mohican and tattoos on men - yes fair enough - but not on girls. I can't stand this band or their music or their fish faced lead singer with drainhole mouth."
"You are rich enough - why don't you get help for that annorexia or are you using it to get interviews in pointless cheap magazines? Who would want to look like a skinny doll with big hair anyway?"
"Saw them on MTV in a hysterically cliche interview. The agressive ginger lead singer with his tattoos made me laugh and so did every cliche in the punk rock book they came out with."
"Natasha wants to have your babies in a song that goes beyond crap. Did you write this Natasha or did your creepy brother "The James Dean of the Music Scene" help you? Either way, its utter rubbish."
"What's a Hollaback Girl? A white woman who pretends to be bling with such astounding fakeness its laughable. Life is appalling enough without this in it."