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  • Actors: Dan West, Rick Popko, Paul Weiner, Beth West, Dan Burr
  • Directors: Dan West, Rick Popko
  • Format: PAL
  • Region: Region 2 (This DVD may not be viewable outside Europe. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Classification: 15
  • Studio: Odeon
  • DVD Release Date: 10 Oct. 2005
  • Run Time: 80 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 3.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B0009FHL4E
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 90,904 in DVD & Blu-ray (See Top 100 in DVD & Blu-ray)

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Product Description

Tongue-in-cheek low-budget horror. Deranged serial killer Jack Schmidt (Brad Dosland) is cornered by the police at an old sewer complex and shot. Falling into the sewer, where an unscrupulous chemical company has been dumping toxic waste, Jack is transformed into the repulsive excremental creature Monsturd. Going on a murderous rampage in a small town, Monsturd is soon being pursued by the local police and the FBI.

Review

"It’s hard not to come out in support of a movie about a giant, man-eating poop" -- Cheryl Eddy, San Francisco Bay Guardian

"It’s not just a movie, it’s movement!" -- Beth Horne/Dale Posner, San Francisco Examiner

"Lord knows, the last thing you should do is "pooh, pooh" this piece of work." -- Charles McDermid, St. Helena Star

"My butt cheeks are clenched in anticipation of Popko and West’s next film." -- John W. Bowen, Rue Morge

"The acting is great, the directing is fast-paced and the score is incredible for a movie on this budget level." -- Chris Sharp, Hitch Magazine

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful By Xiphius on 9 Jun. 2007
Format: DVD
Very stupid, disgusting and just plain ridiculous! But thats what makes it great! Worth a watch especially if you are into low budget/cheesy movies!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By S. Pittock on 31 Aug. 2009
Format: DVD Verified Purchase
This film won't be to everybody's tastes. It is fairly graphic in its toilet humour if not gory! Due to the low-budget nature it is not the most polished film by any stretch of the imagination, although even if you don't find it entertaining for the intended reasons you may still get something from a film I can easily imagine being described as "so bad you'll laugh". There are some nice touches and I've seen a lot worse - it did make me chuckle and I guess that's what counts.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Mr. C. A. Summerfield on 17 Nov. 2012
Format: DVD Verified Purchase
Once upon a time there was an Alligator that roamed the sewers, chewing folks up and now make way for a giant human feces, (Stool) in which goes on the rampage, in this over the top gore movie.
The movie is low budget and the acting can be a little amatuer at times, though this film as a fun side to it, keeps you watching and at times can be damn right disgusting, but hey isn't low budget horror meant to shock slightly.
Over all it is worth a watch if you are in to low budget movies and want something more than just the average slasher, that most American low budget movie makers go for.
The movie: Mad scientist, Human stool and some crazy folks, equals a fun and not to be taken to serious movie, though if you are a person who dont like seeing too much disgust, in the form of vomit and feces, then dont eat while watching this movie, you have been warned!
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25 of 27 people found the following review helpful
Poop....it was for dinner 26 Jun. 2009
By C. Christopher Blackshere - Published on Amazon.com
Format: DVD Verified Purchase
Think you've seen it all? You don't know Jack Schmitt!

For those of you creepy disturbed perverts who had a brainfart and thought this piece of crap was a good idea, I'll serve it up for you.

This is MONSTURD, and yes it's about a creature made of poop. An escaped convict (asstutely named Jack Schmitt) dies a mysterious death in the city sewer.
Of course there just happened to be some shady experiments going on at the nearby genetics research lab, and an ill-fated mishap contaminates the sewage system. And yep,(poop)is gonna hit the fan.

I know what you're thinking--a big walking, talking pile of nasty excrement sounds like some yummy entertainment. Now, this movie does drop a nice cheesy stinkbomb in your face. But in some regards, MONSTURD just passes gas.

This is mainly due to the lengthy attempts at plot and character development. We don't need 45 minutes of anticipation and attempts at building tension. Especially with this bad acting and poopy dialogue. Just quickly shower us with filth & depravity! Plus a turd rape scene would have been a welcome treat.
I did love the bumbling cops ductaping themselves with diapers(body armor) and filling their Super-Soakers with Pepto-Bismol. Plus, how often do you get the chance to see a giant turdmonster? Good sick times!

Overall, this is moderately recommended for adults with crappy-awesome tastes in film. You might wanna drop the kids off first though.
10 of 11 people found the following review helpful
Everyone Poops--"Monsturd" is a Bowel-Churning, Stinky Lark 4 Dec. 2006
By K. Harris - Published on Amazon.com
Format: DVD
Let's face it--if you've plopped "Monsturd" into your DVD player, you can't be expecting "Lawrence of Arabia." What you've got here is a low-budget endeavor with a clever premise and a catchy title. Anyone not intrigued by a film entitled "Monsturd" undoubtedly has no business watching this--and I'm sure they'll be grateful for that. For the rest of you sickos, the title is the most clever thing about this movie.

The plot, as if it matters, concerns an escaped killer who is gunned down in the sewer after a chemical spill has contaminated the drainage system. Covered in waste, he soon develops into a monster of excremental proportions. Intent on continuing his murderous ways, this walking pile of waste is as merciless as it is odious.

As you might expect from a zero budget film, "Monsturd" has terrible acting and cheesy effects. Ultimately, I wanted to root for this little film--but the writing just isn't as funny as you might hope. After viewing this cinematic treat, one of my friends turned to me and said "you should write a film." I don't know if he was implying that I would also produce a pile of dung--or if he thought I could easily pen something more humorous. For it would have been easy to make this a terrific B-movie--but "Monsturd" relies too heavily on its premise and not enough on pithy dialogue.

Lacking the sophistication and wit of a high-concept B-movie epic like "Killer Condom," I should probably rate this film at 1 star. But, you know what, it's walking poo! That has to be good for another star, doesn't it? If this film sounds like your ideal date movie, by all means, check it out. But be forewarned, "Monsturd" is an acquired taste--or is it a smell? KGHarris, 12/06.
6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
He's One Moody Doody! 24 Jan. 2010
By Robert I. Hedges - Published on Amazon.com
Format: DVD
This is one of the most amazing movies that I have ever seen. It would take a truly unique and twisted mind to conceive of a poo-monster that terrorizes a small town. What is truly amazing is that the movie, despite its miniscule budget, outlandish lowbrow concept, and the fact it was shot on video, is actually a moderately entertaining horror spoof that takes plenty of shots at extremely famous horror movies. I especially love the spoof of "Jaws" when the Sheriff pleads with city officials not to close the beach, but rather to cancel the annual chili cook-off, which is in a park very near the storm sewer where the giant walking, talking poo resides.

Every horror movie stereotype is skewered here, and despite the obvious economy of production, the film is entertaining and funny. Even the box gets into the act when it proclaims "It's not just a movie, it's a movement!" Sure the humor is juvenile, but as a parody it is effective and entertaining. At the very least, you have certainly never seen anything like it.

The DVD has several extras including a commentary track featuring cast and crew, as well as a "Making of Monsturd" documentary that is almost as entertaining as the movie itself. I would like to single out the musical score for praise and in particular the lyrics to the closing song (titled "Number Two") for pure surreal entertainment value.

This is a film like no other. If you like Grade-B oddball films, you can't go wrong with "Monsturd". Just don't forget to bring the Pepto-Bismol.
8 of 9 people found the following review helpful
He's One Moody Doody! 16 July 2004
By Robert I. Hedges - Published on Amazon.com
Format: DVD Verified Purchase
This is one of the most amazing movies that I have ever seen. It would take a truly unique and twisted mind to conceive of a poo-monster that terrorizes a small town. What is truly amazing is that the movie, despite its miniscule budget, outlandish lowbrow concept, and the fact it was shot on video, is actually a moderately entertaining horror spoof that takes plenty of shots at extremely famous horror movies. I especially love the spoof of "Jaws" when the Sheriff pleads with city officials not to close the beach, but rather to cancel the annual chili cook-off, which is in a park very near the storm sewer where the giant walking, talking poo resides.
Every horror movie stereotype is skewered here, and despite the obvious economy of production, the film is entertaining and funny. Even the box gets into the act when it proclaims "It's not just a movie, it's a movement!" Sure the humor is juvenile, but as a parody it is effective and entertaining. At the very least, you have certainly never seen anything like it.
The DVD has several extras including a commentary track featuring cast and crew, as well as a "Making of Monsturd" documentary that is almost as entertaining as the movie itself. I would like to single out the musical score for praise and in particular the lyrics to the closing song (titled "Number Two") for pure surreal entertainment value.
This is a film like no other. If you like Grade-B oddball films, you can't go wrong with "Monsturd". Just don't forget to bring the Pepto-Bismol.
3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
We need 1,000,000 flies 27 Nov. 2009
By A. Brown - Published on Amazon.com
Format: DVD
I am a b horror fan, and I enjoy movies that are especially cheesey and tacky. This movie is awesome. When Jack Schmidt falls into a pit of radioactive chemicals that causes him to turn into a feces monster,the fun begins. He is living in the sewer and traveling through the pipes to attack people while they are on the can. The police try to warn the townspeople, but they want to have their annual chili cook-off anyway! If you love cheese, bad acting, and good laughs check this one out! The sequel Retardead was pretty good too.
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