After Baddiel and Skinner went their way in pursuit of money, abandoning their hard-earned football credibility, and Saint and Greavsie had been fired by the myopic imbeciles at ITV, those who looked for humour in football became distraught. Suits and the hirsute became the norm at Sky, and laughs were thrown out in favour of super slomo replays and seventy quid a month subscriptions to watch Saturday evening Premiership games; these games now attended by a handful of fans who'd rather be at home watching the 0-0 dirge in front of them, but couldn't stomach losing the £65 they'd shelled out for match tickets before the game was moved to a Saturday evening kick-off. Yes, modern football, and it is still rubbish.
Nick Davidson and Shaun Hunt, having already captured the misery of the modern game in their first book 'Modern Football is Rubbish', now delve more savagely into the mechanics of football's demise, and have produced a real treat for all football fans who care about the beautiful game. From a reminder of 'balloon football' and 'stairball' to a postmodern analysis of Tim Lovejoy's media career (a short chapter) and renegade linesmen, this is a great way of taking your mind off the morning misery of mobile phone rants on the train into work. The book contains revelations on Gordon Ramsay's football 'career', end of season DVDs and exactly what it was that trainers put in the 'magic sponge' to help corpulent strikers recover so quickly from a kick in the groin.
I would like to urge modern educationalists to have this book put on the GCSE curriculum, in the hope that it might teach some of the up and coming Chelsea shirt-wearing kids just what football was really like before it became a millionaires' playground. This is a book from two football fans that truly captures all that is great in the game, and who knows, once we get into the second bit of the double dip in the world financial recession, and all the American and Middle Eastern club owners have gone bankrupt and skipped bail, who's to say it might not become a template for how the game should really be played?