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Mock the Week: 1001 Scenes We'd Like to See [Kindle Edition]

Dan Patterson
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Scenes We’d Like to See is the very first Mock the Week book, published to coincide with the sixth series of the hit BBC2 comedy show. From gloriously rude ‘Unfortunate names for race horses’ to ‘Unlikely personal ads’ and lines that (sadly) never appeared in the Harry Potter books, Mock the Week: Scenes We’d Like to See is the fastest, funniest read of the year: a bumper book of all-new razor-sharp one-liners, including:

UNLIKELY MEDICAL LABELS: No rabbits were harmed during the testing of this product – but the rats were less lucky.


UNLIKELY HOROSCOPES: You will go to your bedroom window and stand there naked for a minute, you will do this especially if your name is Mrs Hughes and you live at 56, The Avenue, Clapham…around 3.30 would be best for me.

UNLIKELY LINES FROM A NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK: 'I’ve turned my cock into a frog!' squealed Ron in terror.

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The funniest beach read in years: 1,001 laugh-out-loud one-liners from the writers of the hit BBC2 show

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Mock The Week: 1001 Scenes We’d Like To See is the funniest, rudest book of the summer, packed with enough one-liners to fill a whole new series. If you’ve ever wondered what would be a bad thing to say at a state banquet, or need advice on slogans you shouldn’t have tattooed on your arse, then this book will prove invaluable. Collecting together the best one-liners from two bestselling Mock the Week books, categories include: UNSUCCESSFUL PERSONAL ADS: Companion required for long sessions of Sudoku. No timewasters. GREETINGS CARDS THAT WOULDN’T SELL: Sorry About Your Face UNLIKELY MEDICAL LABELS: May cause diarrhoea, dysentery, flatulence, piles and other hilarious bottom-related ailments. UNLIKELY CROSSWORD CLUES: Apricot knee Simon – well a nun might if the Zeppelin has grown its own Byzantium (16,8) LINES YOU’D NEVER SEE IN A JAMES BOND BOOK: ‘"James, he’s using the diamonds to divert a giant laser onto New York from outer space." Bond took the bottle out of M’s shaking hand and helped her off the floor into bed.'

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 552 KB
  • Print Length: 159 pages
  • Publisher: Boxtree; Main Market Ed. edition (3 Sept. 2010)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0752227327
  • ISBN-13: 978-0752227320
  • ASIN: B00413PICM
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (9 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #156,938 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hahahahaha! 28 Jun. 2010
Very entertaining! In true Mock the Week style this book is packed with hilarious, totally non-pc one liners. If you enjoy the show, buy this book, it's great value- a laugh a minute!
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2.0 out of 5 stars A pale shadow of the real thing.......... 22 April 2011
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Mostly a rehash of previous versions. If you've got the previous version you don't need this one. Lacks the wit of the show.
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5.0 out of 5 stars mock the week; 1001 scenes we'd like to see 22 Aug. 2010
By mich
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Hilarious - if you regularly watch the programme, you kind of know who came up with each comment. Just as funnny as watching it!! Also bought one for a gift and it was well appreciated
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5.0 out of 5 stars BEST EVER 20 Mar. 2013
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Just like the TV programme, hysterical, brilliant keeps you laughing out loud
all the way through. . Would recommend to everyone who enjoys this type of
humour if you’ve not watched it give it a try
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5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent book, very funny. 14 Mar. 2013
By BrianM
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Excellent book, very funny.

Jokes from the cult TV show. I love Mock The Week. I would highly recommend this book.
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