I'm typing this letter from my attic, as it's the only place in my house I can function right now. These balls ... they NEVER STOP BOUNCING! Not only that, but the bounces pick up energy and momentum, and get bigger and more aggressive as each day passes. They've started to punch holes in the walls, the doors, the ceiling.
I can't get out of the house, I can't get to the kitchen. I have to pee in a bottle. It's not fun - this is not how I envisioned my life. A scientist has told me (on the phone) that they'll eventually build up enough speed to punch their way through the brick walls completely, and out of my life forever.
That day can't come soon enough.