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  • Paperback: 576 pages
  • Publisher: Ebury Press; 1st Trade Paperback edition (4 Nov 2004)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0091897653
  • ISBN-13: 978-0091897659
  • Product Dimensions: 20 x 15.4 x 4.4 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (13 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 11,253 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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The biggest and best joke book there is

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Man Walks Into A Bar is a one-stop shop for anyone who likes to hear and tell jokes. The jokes are ordered thematically - wives, husbands, doctors, lawyers, the French, the Germans, jokes about nuns, jokes about monkeys, the lot. There are also regular panels which group jokes by type too - Essex girls, changing a lightbulb etc. Our material will turn you into the toast of your local pub or make you loathed in your own home - remember, it is all in the telling. From the sublimely erudite to stuff Frank Carson would turn down (the book has a 'world's worst jokes' section), this book can service you with every joke you'll ever need.

What do you call an eskimo chav?

Innuinnit

What did the zen student say at the hamburger stand?

Make me one with everything

What's Irish and lives in the garden?

Paddy O'Furniture

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49 of 50 people found the following review helpful
Wow 17 Feb 2005
By Dan Craggs VINE™ VOICE
Format:Paperback
Quite simply, as the title says, wow. This has GOT to be the largest collection of short jokes I have ever seen. The sheer number of them in here is funny in itself! Let's take a random page for example. Page 382 has... fifteen jokes on it, and it's not one of the fuller pages, either! The text is small, too, so they really have crammed in as much as they can. Having so many jokes means there had to be some order to it, and they've accomplished that nicely with sections alphabetically ordered according to subject. That way if you need, say, a golfing joke for when you're on the course, or a relationships joke for a wedding speech, you'll find the part of the book in seconds. You may also think that so many jokes must be of bad quality, but they're not. They're all really good! Bear in mind that this isn't a kid's joke book, but that doesn't change the fact it's a damned good collection, and thoroughly deserves the five-star rating.
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Funniest Book Ever 16 Mar 2008
Format:Paperback
I have not even finished this book but I agree that it is the best joke book in the world.Whenever I find a really good one, which is all the time, I tell them and they always laugh until they can't breath. Just like that joke from Monty Python And Now For Something Completley Different, the one where when you read it, you die of so much laughter. My favourite one is Page 2 Joke 4.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
A Success 5 Oct 2009
Format:Paperback|Amazon Verified Purchase
Bought this for my elderly Dad who is really enjoying it. He's driving us all mad with endless jokes but he is very happy, so, a success indeed.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
Man Walks Into A Bar
First class collection of jokes - some a little rude so discretion is required if buying as a gift - for all occasions. Read more
Published 1 month ago by I. Ross
man walks into a bar
this is the first of a series of joke books, i also have no.2 and no.3. and they are are full of jokes, gags and one-liners for those who like a good laugh with jokes covering a... Read more
Published 4 months ago by Charles Blackburn
Man walks into a bar...
A man walks into a bar and orders three shots of Irish whiskey. He drinks each of them in rapid succession pays his tab and walks out of the bar. Read more
Published 9 months ago by Timothy Poteet
Man Walks Into A Bar
Bought this book after reading the reviews on this page.If you find the so called American comedy shows funny ( I don`t )then this book is ok for you. Read more
Published 13 months ago by natashaf
Man Walks into a Bar Book
It's an extremely funny book - I've hardly heard any of the jokes that I have glanced at in the book. Read more
Published 18 months ago by MEbS2
Exactly what it says on the cover
As comprehensive joke book as you could wish to find. The only missing joke categories appears to be 'knock knock', which is another positive as far as i am concerned.
Published on 5 Dec 2009 by Darren Henman
Classic
a great little book full of brilliant jokes, some old and some not so old - well woth the purchasing price
Published on 4 Dec 2009 by P. G. H. Payne
Big book, big disappointment
I think I must have a deviant and strangely twisted sense of humour. I bought two joke books from Amazon, one has me wetting myself every time I flick through it. Read more
Published on 3 Oct 2009 by Gary
Man Walks Into A Bar Review
This is a great book! All the jokes you could ever need, in one handy not-so-easy-to-carry book! I also reccomend Man Walks Into A Bar 2, which has even more jokes. Read more
Published on 5 Aug 2009 by Tilly Roberts
Good Collection Of Jokes
I found the collection of jokes very good. I know a lot of jokes and there are plenty of new ones here. I particularly like the longer jokes. Many with a good punch line. Read more
Published on 7 Feb 2009 by Mr. Stewart D. Jones
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