Wendy Pascoe's obsession with bathrooms is apparent from the start. You can never have enough and if she were your tenant she would expect at least three bathrooms per bedroom. She is wonderfully middle class - no DSS or housing association tenants for her! God forbid - their children would scribble on the walls, they would annoy the neighbours and never pay the rent. She listens to Radio 4 and knows the Saturday schedule inside out. In this book Ms Pascoe offers a cleaning lesson for the great unwashed, advises you on proper disposal of sanitary items and insists that outdoor shoes are left outdoors - or at a push they could be let into the porch. Finally the depth of her understanding of the financial world is demonstrated in some maths lessons and her passing reference to pork belly futures.