"Sleazy, French, clever, fun, eclectic. That's just GOTTA work. Just don't put on Je t'aime Moi Non Plus, or else it'll be embarrasingly obvious what you're after."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. She's like sugar and if you have too much you'll feel all goo-ey. Keep it short and sweet to Milkshake, but watch out if you're dealing with somebody chart-averse..."