Mr. Potato Head is turning stand-up comedy star, and hes sure to have kids howling with laughter. Thats because Hasbros popular toy has hundreds of spud-friendly jokes to tell, along with some other super riddles, and theyre all great. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a sweet potato by its diameter? Sweet potato pi. Why are potatoes good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled. There are even some fun verses from the Potato Familys Poetry Album that children will just eat up!