"Letter: "I have fallen in love without taking a step..did I trip..stumble..graze my heart..You are all wrong for me and I know it, but I no longer have any thoughts unless they're thoughts of you...""
"Freeman talks about the 'fresh fish': "Most come close to madness the first night...and when they put you in that cell...then you know it's for real...whole life thrown away in the blink of an eye...""
"Danny: "All hairdressers are in the employment of the Government. They pick up signals from the Cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason why bald-headed men are so uptight""
"Having sussed out their pig scam and dispensed with the town's elders, Maggie Smith fixes herself in view of a pettrified Michael Palin. "Right Gilbert, I think some sexual intercourse is in order...""
"A woman leans out of a tenement window and joins in on the John Cusack/Rob Reiner/Mary Louise Parker relationship debate; speaks the ultimate truth; "Love goes deep..sex only has to go a few inches..""
"Mills: "As I watched Joe approach in his grotesque suit...let me confess, if I could have kept him away by paying money...I would. In trying to become a gentleman, I'd succeeded in becoming a snob..""
""If Prescilla knew I was alive, would she come to see me? Would we still wanna fu*k or would we have to talk about it? When it comes down to it, is there anything to life other than food, sh*t & sex?""