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Ludmila's Broken English [Kindle Edition]

DBC Pierre
3.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (25 customer reviews)

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Pierre's sensuous, often vitriolic language suits a story that, while not for the fainthearted, is viciously funny and sad.

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On a Tuesday in terror-struck London, Blair and Bunny Heath became the first adult conjoined twins ever successfully separated.

On a Tuesday in the war-torn Caucasus, Ludmila Derev killed her grandfather.

By the 11th of December, they had something very much in common.

Enter a snakes-and-ladders world of liberal and conservative high jinks in this dark tale of desire, bullets, globalisation, and the full English breakfast.


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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 516 KB
  • Print Length: 320 pages
  • Publisher: Faber and Faber Fiction (7 July 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language English
  • ASIN: B005G21CL8
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 3.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (25 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #167,325 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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9 of 10 people found the following review helpful
By Mookie
Format:Paperback
It's a poor follow-up to Vernon God Little, and the majority of it's readers will be drawn to it on the basis of that debut novel.

I concur with most of the other reviewers here. DBCP creates two seperate vignettes - one centred around a peasant family in a former Soviet Republic, the other around two UK twins born cojoined and since separated. Both vignettes show early promise, with the relentless bickering of the Heath siblings in particular rousing one or two belly-laughs. Unfortunately DBCP pretty much runs out of steam on both strands before a third of the novel has passed. The middle third of the novel is a tired rehash of what's gone before, with neither vignette going anywhere fast. This leads to a contrived and rushed final third where DBCP tries (and fails) to tie the whole lot together in a satisfactory and credible manner.

It ain't really worthy of 3 stars, though i was reluctant to give it a mere 2. Some of the early dialogue will amuse many, while DBCP's sharp use of the similie remains often inspired, though at times overcooked. The Heath twins provide most of the smiles, with the peasant family vignette providing some early Borat-esque laughs before rapidly outstaying it's welcome.

Coming 3 years after the inspired Vernon God Little we could've expected better. Here's hoping DBCP's future releases offer us more.
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15 of 17 people found the following review helpful
Format:Hardcover
Anyone thinking of buying this on the strength of "Vernon God Little" should be prepared to be disappointed. The book does display some of the author's undeniable talents: originality of thought, punchy writing style (especially in dialogue) and some elements of fabulous characterisation. The problem is the book just doesn't "hang together" as a whole.

The story telling flits between two main plotlines: one (and by far the more developed, despite the book's title) concerns separated siamese twins Blair and Bunny in the UK; the other concerns Ludmilla and her family in a former Soviet backwater. One of the big problems with the book is that it is not clear what, if anything, is the relationship between these two plotlines until perilously late on in the book. By the time they do have a meeting of sorts it all seems terribly contrived and rushed and, I'm afraid, entirely unconvincing. The overall impression is of a "first draft" which the author has not quite had time to tidy up.

All of which is a great shame, because, as mentioned above, the book does have its moments. In particular DBC does not disappoint in providing moments of laugh-out-loud humour and his caustic allegories in particular on New Labour, the media, the NHS and modern "culture" all hit home, sometimes painfully so. This is why its so sad that the vehicle for these messages - the plotline - has unfortunately "lost the plot".

All in all, it might be a book worth taking on holiday for a bit of light relief from time to time, so long as you are aware that Vernon God Little is in a completely different league.
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7 of 8 people found the following review helpful
Format:Paperback
I loved "Vernon God Little". Smart, original, cunning, sharp. I liked it almost as much as I really hated this. Contrived, ill-thought through, self indulgent, weak. I found myself hoping that DBC never gets a deal for another book. I am stunned amazon could make this a best book of 2006. Very very poor.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
V good
This book is weird - at first I wondered why the style was a bit weird, but then I got what Pierre was aiming for with his language and it all made sense. Read more
Published 2 months ago by rageintothenight
one of the worst books I've ever read
Unfortunately I have a compulsion to finish every book I start, so in the case of this, even though it took me four weeks, in fits and starts, I eventually finished it. Read more
Published 8 months ago by joe
Are you having a lend?
It is difficult not to laugh sourly in the po-faces of the home-counties "literati" that have written so many weasly lines of self-congratulation regarding their aloof... Read more
Published 11 months ago by Behan
Pierre, genius
Ludmilla's broken English.

Only the third book that I've read three times.
And in the power of three I present: Jonathan Swift, John Kennedy Toole and DBC... Read more
Published on 13 Sep 2009 by C. Lee
farkin fantastic
some mixed reviews for this, but I thought it was thoroughly fun and wonderful. i lost patience with the alternating chapter format early on and switched to just reading the... Read more
Published on 7 Jun 2009 by James Winter
I mean to say
I didn't buy this on the strength of VGL so perhaps that's why i was not at all disappointed by this wonderfully zany tale of disparate people and worlds colliding. Read more
Published on 26 Aug 2008 by Kiran Booker
Not Bad, But Not Vernon.
At first I thought I'd missed the point of this story because I'd started it on a long-haul flight, and so was mentally not at 100%. Read more
Published on 24 July 2008 by T. Watson
Not Vernon GL but worth a read
My simple analysis for this read is :

Vernon GL = 10 (at least) irresitably genuine belly laugh moments
Ludmilla = 1 (the fart line :-)

The ending is... Read more
Published on 7 May 2008 by Si
Do not purchase on strength of Vernon God Little
Captivating, Sharp and Hilarious. That was Vernon God Little - this is not Ludmila's Broken English. Read more
Published on 10 Mar 2008 by K. Smythe
Really enjoyable
This book was a surprise to me. I have not read the previous book. I ejoyed it and thought the author had a pretty good insight into the individuals. Read more
Published on 13 Nov 2007 by F. M. Arthurs
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