Lose Weight! Get Laid! Find God!: The All-In-One Life Planner [Paperback]

This is a rare thing: a novelty book that's actually funny. Don't wait for Christmas - get this now.

Hilariously draconian - everything you should have achieved by each age from 0 to 100.

'Crazy, colourful and definately spot-on, this self help life planner from the makers of This Diary Will Change Your Life...'

'Life planners don't get hilariously draconian that this'

'This is that rare thing:a novelty book that is actually funny'

Let Benrik Limited plan your entire life, from 0 to 100 – the perfect present for anyone with a pulse!

Lose Weight! Get Laid! Find God! is the world’s first all-in-one Life Planner, from the bestselling authors of This Diary Will Change Your Life. From your birth to your midlife crisis, from losing your virginity to planning the cryogenic freezing of your own body, this book will tell you how to lead the hysterical life you so richly deserve. Whether you’re 0 or 100, or somewhere in between, this beautifully designed riot of invention, style and humour is nothing less than the book of your life. Features include: 0 Make your birth unforgettable 13 Go from loving to hating your parents 24 Waste this year 37 Have an early mid-life crisis 43 Join the swinging scene 60 Become grumpy 82 Run for Pope 98 Have a near-death experience 100 Undergo cryogenic freezing

Benrik Limited are Ben Carey and Henrik Delehag. Benrik Limited's aim is to introduce a welcome element of anarchy into people's everyday lives – their books are instruction manuals for hilariously warped living.