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As vile as the rest of this disgusting series of filthy sex 'books' - 5 stars!
on 30 January 2014
I'm a rather lowly and wretched creature with a short attention span and crippling sex addiction. When I'm not relieving myself in public toilets or shouting obscenities at women on the bus, I like nothing more than to settle down with a good (short) (e)book. Preferably one about rutting, spaffing, frottaging, billying and people's innards falling out due to excessive diddling. So Loose Onions is right up my street. It's a well-deserved 5 stars from me. Mind you, I'm a terrible person - so I'm not sure how reliable a literary critic I can be taken as.
AND there's a bit with a bottle of Champagne. And a revelation about Elton John that I'm almost certain is libellous.