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The Little Book of Minge Topiary [Paperback]

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Paperback: 96 pages
Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books Ltd (22 Sep 2003)
Language English
ISBN-10: 1843170515
ISBN-13: 978-1843170518
Product Dimensions: 9.4 x 8.6 x 1 cm

Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars See all reviews (7 customer reviews)

Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 361,066 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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This little book tells you everything you need to know about creating your own shaven haven but were too afraid to ask. So go on, wax to the max.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Good designs!, 14 Jun 2007

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Doreen has never been a keen box-gardener, so I hoped to stimulate some interest in pruning with this gift. Fortunately, she was open-minded enough to try a few things out and some of the designs were a big success. Frankly, they are vastly superior to anything that Ray Mears' has to offer in his guide to 'Bushcraft'. My only complaint is that I often get completely lost in navigating through her reconstruction of the Hampton Court maze. By the time this foreplay is over and I'm ready for action, she's usually fallen asleep!

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4.0 out of 5 stars Hirsute humour, 19 Dec 2003

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This Little book is quite hilarious but not for the faint-hearted or easily-offended.
Colourfully illustrated, there are all sorts of different ‘her-styles’ on offer, from the ingenious to the ludicrous, so you are bound to find something you like.
There is, thankfully, a section with practical tips on how to maintain one’s topiary (however basic) and, importantly, how to minimise discomfort (that stubble can be a menace).
Boys, be quite sure of your girlfriend’s sense of humour before you give her this book.
Girls, get it for your mates or keep it for yourself and give the love of your life a little surprise!

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3.0 out of 5 stars Quite funny, 2 Aug 2010

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I bought this as a jokey hen do pressie - led to lots of discussions!

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4.0 out of 5 stars it is what it is
Bought this as a cheeky secret santa gift for the office, it's far from offensive as the illustrations are only drawings, some of the design titles are real funny.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Diy at its best
There should be a warning on this book not to use ones garden shears. They are far too cumbersome and can remove too much from your now ex-girlfriend. Read more

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