- Paperback: 128 pages
- Publisher: Boxtree; 2 edition (6 Oct 2000)
- Language English
- ISBN-10: 0752272365
- ISBN-13: 978-0752272368
- Product Dimensions: 1.9 x 8.9 x 12.1 cm
- Average Customer Review: 3.4 out of 5 stars See all reviews (8 customer reviews)
- Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 133,577 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
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Lots of one-liners for the really annoying people in your life.
Book Description
You've got clowns to the left of you, jokers to the right and you're stuck in the middle unable to shut them up. Well now you can with all the put-doen lines and smart comebacks in this book. If you're all stressed out and you've no one to choke, pick a line and use it next time you feel like you're just flypaper for freaks. You'll find put-downs for men: 'I'm not your type. I have a pulse'; put-downs for women: 'Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?', and put-downs for any fool using up your air on this planet: ' I don't know what your problem is, but I'II bet it's hard to pronounce'. Warning: Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
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27 of 27 people found the following review helpful
Format:Paperback
The book does contain a lot of useful insults however I didn't appreciate the book offering women orientated insults on how to insult men with none to go the other way around.
However there were some crackers which I will indeed use sometime in the future! With some I've heard before with a small minority I'll never go near to using! ;)
If you're looking for a stocking filler, this would be perfect.
8 of 10 people found the following review helpful
Format:Paperback
This book has remark after remark of pure humour. it contains some of the best one-liners that exist. For example " Make yourself at home and clean the kitchen" and " Hey you get off my planet." if you liked those then you'll like the rest of the book.
Format:Paperback
Another great 'Little Book of ...'. Some of the one-liners are very entertaining but you begin to wonder how much of this stuff is original. It could have been collected from a dictionary of quotations or such like. Mind you, when you begin to start quoting from it left, right and centre, you realise that no dictionary of quotations could ever be quite so memorable. Buy it, but keep it to yourself - it's worth more than the price tag that way....
Most Recent Customer Reviews
the little book of no use
this book has little in the way of invention, lacking any wit and relying on crude rants which frankly would leave you open to more criticism if you were stupid enough to use them. Read more
Published on 16 July 2003
Great for taking down the pub
Ever found yourself on the end of unwanted attention? Then this book is for you! Great little one liners to throw and guaranteed to shut them up!
Published on 21 Mar 2002
Brilliant
...This is a brilliant book with loads of humor and laughs, and it's great to use on those really anoying people where you can never think of a come back line. Read more
Published on 5 Mar 2001
This was deplorable
I have got to say that this was awful. I read it in 6 minutes and in the whole of the book I could only find two abusive remarks which even made me look twice. Read more
Published on 13 Jan 2001
Laugh a minute!
This book is perhaps the funniest book I have ever read - and that is saying something. There are few things that make me laugh out loud - but I was almost rolling on the floor at... Read more
Published on 22 Dec 2000
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