"I like the word Spork. It sounds like it should be synthetic pork. Of course it isn't, but with the use of your imagination you can have literally minutes of fun with your brand new Spork!"
"I had a theory years ago that the creaters of computer games involving pushing boxes around as puzzles had box fetishes. And believe it or not here is an album that sports the name Box Fetish. Spooky!"
"Here's a book containing everyone's (and that includes you, despite what you may think) favourite wizarding child. Who can fail to enjoy the adventures of him doing things and whatnot. Spells!"
"Here's a ridiculously expensive silver bookmark. Here's a guide for bookmark fans at home. Take a peice of paper, fold it and tear a strip of it. There you have a bookmark, to mark books with. Silver!"
"DVD of House of course. I've never seen this man or had anything to do with him but he's alive and in the world and so he must be great. Much joy for him."
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