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Life... With No Breaks: A Laugh Out Loud Comedy Memoir [Kindle Edition]

Nick Spalding
3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (372 customer reviews)

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Product Description

Product Description

This is the very first book from Nick Spalding, the best selling author of the smash hit romantic comedy Love... From Both Sides and its sequels Love...And Sleepless Nights & Love... Under Different Skies.

Nick Spalding tried to write a book in 24 hours. Turns out that's impossible... it took 30!

Life... With No Breaks is a unique, hilarious and heartfelt look at the modern world we live in, told by a master story-teller with much to say - and only a weekend to say it in.

You'll laugh out loud reading Nick's odyssey of non-stop writing in a collection of anecdotes, asides and stories (admittedly featuring more fabrication and embellishment than a politician's expenses claim) - all dredged up from an over-stimulated brain functioning on caffeine, nicotine and the occasional chocolate biscuit.

The book is a conversation with you, and with Nick you'll venture into the thorny topics of love, life, sex, horribly timed bowel movements and a deathly fear of sponges (among many other things).

After you've read Life... With No Breaks, you may never look at the world the same way again!

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Reviews for Nick Spalding & Life... With No Breaks:

'Spalding made headlines last year when Amazon revealed he was one of their best selling authors, selling over 400,000 copies on Kindle. It was obviously only a matter of time before someone snapped him up.' The Daily Mail.

'Spalding is literally a comedy genius.' Chick Lit Reviews & News

'Nick Spalding managed to make me laugh until my sides hurt and I had tears running down my face.' Shaz's Book Boudoir Blog

'Absolutely hilarious.' Fabulous Magazine, The Sun

'Downright hilarious.' Closer Magazine

'A collection of anecdotes, adventures and confessions that reads as satisfyingly as a novel. It's paced, it's organised, it's witty, it's wise, it's from the hip... and it's put together with admirable word economy by a master storyteller with much to say and only a weekend to say it in.' - Neil Marr, editor in chief, BeWrite Books

'You have to admire any writer who can produce a book as hilarious as this in just over a day. B*st*rd!' - Stephen Leather, best selling author

The sequel - Life... On A High - is available now!

About the Author

Nick Spalding is an author who, try as he might, can't seem to write anything serious. He's worked in the communications industry his entire life, mainly in media and marketing. As talking rubbish for a living can get tiresome (for anyone other than a politician), he thought he'd have a crack at writing comedy fiction - with an agreeable level of success so far, it has to be said. Nick lives in the South of England with his fiancée. He is approaching his forties with the kind of dread usually associated with a trip to the gallows, suffers from the occasional bout of insomnia, and still thinks Batman is cool.

Product details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 741 KB
  • Print Length: 170 pages
  • Publisher: Notting Hill Press; 4 edition (8 Oct 2010)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B003ICWJ4C
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Average Customer Review: 3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (372 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #7,191 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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Nick Spalding is an author who, try as he might, can't seem to write anything serious.

Before becoming a full-time author, he worked in the communications industry, mainly in media and marketing. As talking rubbish for a living can get tiresome (for anyone other than a politician), he thought he'd have a crack at writing comedy fiction - with a very agreeable level of success so far, it has to be said. Nick has now sold over half a million books, and still can't quite believe his luck.

Nick lives in the South of England with his fiancée. He recently had to turn 40 - and is rather annoyed at the universe because it gave him no choice in the matter; he also suffers from the occasional bout of insomnia, is addicted to Thai food, and still thinks Batman is cool.

If you fancy getting in contact with Nick, visit his website at spaldings-racket.blogspot.com / add him on Twitter: @spalding_author / add him on Facebook: Nick Spalding / or email him at nick.spalding@hotmail.co.uk.



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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars 5 Sponge sorry Star Book 19 April 2011
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
I decided to read this book whilst feeling down. This was one of the best ideas ever. Totally loved the book. Nick made me feel as if I was actually sitting on that chair in his house stuffing my face with his cookies and coffee. To say it made me laugh was an understatement. This is a book I will read again and again and possibly again. Can't wait for the next one. Thanks for cheering me up Nick.
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24 of 27 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Entertaining and hilarious! 28 Oct 2011
Format:Paperback
Life with no breaks has to be one of the funniest books I've read in years. From start to finish I found myself laughing out loud at Spaldings's escapades, stange phobias (sponges!) and observations. There were so many entertaining stories, too many to list here, although the embarrasing university story is worth a mention.
I loved how the book was written in one sitting; it made me feel part of the author's journey through his thoughts and reminiscences. And I felt almost priviledged to be included in some of the more personal and private confessions. I had attempted to read this all in one go as a nod to Spalding's mammoth writing session - but I didn't have his stamina (or coffee!).
A brilliant, hilarious book, well worth a read. Spalding has a real talent for drawing you in and leaving you wanting more. I shall definately be reading more by this fantastic author.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars An entertaining idea 5 April 2011
Format:Kindle Edition
This book is quite difficult to describe as it is a mix of stories, ideas, advice and opinions on various subjects. It's a very light hearted and funny read, and it feels a bit like having a chat with someone in a pub. I particularly liked the story of the funeral for the person that nobody liked.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Definitely worth a read! 6 Mar 2011
Format:Kindle Edition
Curiosity got the better of me about this book - written over a couple of days the author invites you into his house and offers you cookies and coffee. This book reminded me of many a pleasant evening I've spent with friends in the front room reminiscing over a bottle of wine on adolescence, mistakes made, disastrous relationships, bad decisions, regrets and impulse purchases!! As I sat on the bus reading this there were moments where I felt Nick was sitting next to me and including me in his late night thoughts, early morning philosophies and future wishes. This is not an earth shattering piece of writing, a piece of writing that makes you think about why we're all here and where we're going - this is a piece of cosy writing that people of a certain age connect with, smile with and I hope one day I bump into Nick in a bar and can buy him a pint and thank him for letting me share a couple of days with him and his coffee and cookies - please Nick, keep windows open though when smoking.
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14 of 16 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Reading......with no breaks 20 April 2011
By K Noble
Format:Kindle Edition
Ever wanted to delve into the mind of a writer? Well if you can't have that, you can always spend 24 hours with Nick Spalding! Haha!

Nick generously offers the reader coffee and cookies as he winds his way through the tales and tribulations of his life so far. The conversational nature of the book makes this easy to read and I found myself nodding along in agreement with Nick (before realising I looked like a complete nut job!)
To me this book is absolutely worth all 5 shiny gold stars - it makes you laugh, it makes you think and best of all it made an 8 hour delay in the airport almost enjoyable!
Nice on Nick!!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant 21 May 2014
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
If you're after a laugh or just fancy sitting down chilling out with friends but no one is free read this book! I loved it
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Enjoyable 30 hours with Nick Spalding 28 April 2014
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
I decided to read this book after watching a documentary about Amazon. It highlighted Nick's amazing sales of his first book. I thought I would check this out for myself. What's even more remarkable is how quickly he wrote it. Not months or even weeks, but in hours. I can appreciate what an achievement this is. I've just taken a year and a half to write my first book. He puts me to shame. Even more frustating is how good it is.

It's a unique book. Nick makes you feel like you are actually sitting there with him. He's an excellent host, keeps you well fed and watered. His tales are both amusing and serious. He doesn't pull any punches, tells it how it is. You might not agree with all his views, but you've got to respect his honesty.

It's a funny read, but also makes some salient points. Time is a constant reminder to him. He has a deadline to meet. We are all dictated by our timepieces, which is the point he is making. Time never changes, but what you do with it does. Take the time to read this book and you'll emerge with a different outlook. He's proved you can do more than you think with the time you have. He's certainly inspired me to write my next book a lot quicker. It won't be completed in a few hours, but I will finish it in months rather than years.

I enjoyed the company of Nick and so will you. It's time well spent. An excellent summer read. Treat yourself.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh out loud 1 April 2014
By Reader
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
this book made me laugh out loud, someones mental dump on the page but so funny as if you were sitting chatting to a friend.
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1.0 out of 5 stars Not for everyone
I am not usually ready to leave bad reviews for books, especially when I have not finished them. But this one does not seem like the book I ever want to finish and I feel obligated... Read more
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1.0 out of 5 stars One Star
Disappointed. Just like someone talking to themselves.
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Funny at first.
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3.0 out of 5 stars A good easy read
A good light read. Nothing too shocking, some chuckle moments but not really laugh out loud.
Published 20 days ago by Amazon Customer
4.0 out of 5 stars great read for when your on the go
Really enjoyed reading this. Liked the idea behind it and found it to have some great laugh out load moments. Read more
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5.0 out of 5 stars This man is so funny
A great read, as soon as I finished it I downloaded the sequel and as soon as I finished the sequel I downloaded his 3 novels. The novels were even better than the memoirs. Read more
Published 21 days ago by Thelma Hunt
4.0 out of 5 stars A different but enjoyable read
I didn't read it in one sitting as it was written, but I could have easily done so. An engaging tone, I liked the conversational style, if at times it seemed to go over the top. Read more
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