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Lesbian Vampire Killers [DVD] [2009]


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  • Actors: James Corden, Mathew Horne, Paul McGann, MyAnna Buring, Silvia Colloca
  • Directors: Phil Claydon
  • Writers: Paul Hupfield, Stewart Williams
  • Format: PAL
  • Language: English
  • Subtitles: English
  • Region: Region 2 (This DVD may not be viewable outside Europe. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Classification: 15
  • Studio: Momentum Pictures
  • DVD Release Date: 3 Aug 2009
  • Run Time: 82 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 3.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (72 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B001ULCHA4
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 31,209 in DVD & Blu-ray (See Top 100 in DVD & Blu-ray)


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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful By Storms EniGma on 29 Oct 2011
Format: Blu-ray Verified Purchase
To enjoy this movie you musn't take it to seriously but it's title should make that obvious.
very B-grade, over the top and sometimes woody acting and very cheesy story lines.
Lesbian Vampire Killers has everything that makes a movie bad, but somehow is a very entertaining romp that undoubtably has a cult of guilty pleasure followers.
Alot of people will love this film, just as many will find it utter rubbish, if you enjoy corny B-grade horror comedy the L.V.K may just hit the spot
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10 of 11 people found the following review helpful By Miss E. Chambers on 29 Oct 2011
Format: DVD
this seems to be a marmite film - everyone loves it or hates it.

It's a comedy and it's not to be taken seriously, it's a bit of light-hearted halloween fun, good to put on when you want to chill out and not have to think too much about what you're watching, don't have any specific complaints about this. you have to know what you're getting with this and expect not to take it seriously!!
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful By Icepicjoey on 24 Feb 2012
Format: DVD
The only disappointing feature with the dvd was the big explicit sticker on the cover over Lesbian. I'm in the US so it's probably got to do with the overkill of political correctness and sensitivity that getting ridiculous over here. I ordered from the UK site because I wanted the UK Lesbian Killer Vampire version and not the watered down American Vampire Killer version. Okay done ranting about that.

Great movie, don't take it seriously, as the title and the trailer obviously suggest, and its well worth it for the laughs.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Mohammed87 on 28 Mar 2014
Format: Blu-ray Verified Purchase
it is shaped like a cock, anyways I would recommend this movie, I read some reviews saying it was crap, what do they know, I liked it.

cheap, good movie, seller thanks
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By The Movie Guy TOP 500 REVIEWER on 17 Jun 2013
Format: DVD
I love British humor. This movie is more comedy than horror. Jimmy's girlfriend has broken up with him seven times in order to see other guys. Jimmy always takes her back.Fletch has recently lost his job as a clown for punching a seven year old. Together they go on an adventure.

They encounter a group of women who look like porn stars (with their own slow motion swagger music) along the way. Eventually they become lesbian vampire killers. The movie also has a vicar who drops the f-bomb. Condoms are loaded up with holy water to make water bombs against lesbian vampires. The only way to kill the vampire queen is for Jimmy to use a special sword with a handle in the shape of the male organ.

I loved the humor. When a man's wife catches him cheating, he says to her, "In my defense, I wasn't going to tell you."

Fletch complains about the lesbian vampires, "Even dead, women would rather have each other than me." Jimmy and Fletch are a modern day Frodo and Samwise going against the forces of evil. The movie contains bad language, but not overly vulgar. There is some brief nudity early in the film (topless women from the 18th century with implants). The vampire blood was white goo. The sexual situations of girl on girl is more simulation and fake than erotic.

I am ready for the sequel. Now if they can only get Angelina to play the queen. 4 1/2 stars
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful By SilentSinger TOP 1000 REVIEWERVINE VOICE on 5 Nov 2009
Format: DVD
Having read the scathing reviews of this film I watched it thinking that it would be absolutely awful but was quite glad it wasn't. Basically it's a pastiche of all of those schlock Hammer films of the 60s and 70s and the plot concerns our two heroes, Jimmy and Fletch played by comedy duo Horne and Corden going on a holiday to East Anglia to cheer them up after the former is dumped by his on/off girlfriend. Whilst there they meet a group of attractive female students who tell them about the legend of the lesbian vampire queen whose curse has made every girl who turns eighteen into a lesbian vampire. Expect a great deal of piercing and flying goo plus a cameo from Paul McGann as the vicar and you'll be on the money.

There were some funny lines in it and at a mere eighty two minutes in length it didn't outstay its welcome. Personally I didn't find it too bad at all and in some ways it's a pity that it was released at a time when Horne and Cordon were over-exposed and reeling from the bad reviews of their sketch show, so it's worth a watch if you like that kind of thing.
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7 of 9 people found the following review helpful By Bonemonkey on 1 Nov 2011
Format: DVD
I think that the people involved in Lesbian Vampire Killers had just watched Shaun Of The Dead, Hot Fuzz & Bitch Slap for inspiration. LVK is not as clever/funny as Shaun OTD or H Fuzz, or as sexy/crazy as B Slap, but it is an enjoyable watch which probably gets more enjoyable the more you drink.
The plot is fairly basic and goes something like this. Two blokes get sacked/dumped and decide to go hiking. They meet some hot euro-chicks, but then some lesbian vampires come along and turn the hot euro-chicks into lesbian vampires (except for one of them who stays a hot euro-chick). Then one of the blokes and the hot euro-chick get caught by the queen of the lesbian vampires, and the other bloke has to rescue them (which he does), then they kill the queen of the lesbian vampires, which means all the other lesbian vampires can stop being a lesbian vampire, and they all live happily ever after and decide to find more lesbian vampires to kill. The end.
There are a couple of funny bits but mostly its just mildly amusing. The girls are sexy (I think one of them was in Hollyoaks) and the sets are creepy in a "carry on" sort of way (lots of fake fog). I doubt if LVK won any awards, but its good harmless fun and if you just want a couple of hours of pointless childish crap then Lesbian Vampire Killers is just that. Crap, but good crap!
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