I'm new to the world of Wall Mounted Kitchen Roll Holders, so it was with some trepidation that I began my intensive research into the dazzlingly diverse array of available items, settling finally on the sleek and attractive Leifheit Comfortline Roly Mobil. By the time it was finally delivered the atmosphere of anticipation and excitement in the household was almost palpable, after all - we'd waited for the best part of 24 hours for it's arrival. Despite my eagerness to actually begin using the device I deliberated cautiously on it's installation location, eventually deciding on the kitchen. Overcome by the furor of the morning's events, my wife rested quietly whilst I fetched my tools and carried out the remarkably simple job of installation. By nightfall the appliance was ready to be commisioned. By now my wife had recovered sufficiently from her earlier truama to invite a small number of like minded culinary close friends to share with us the sheer delight of the first smooth accurate cut of cling film, the initial slash of foil, and ultimately the inaugural dispensation of the super absorbent kitchen roll, which amazingly came free with the device. Emotions were high amongst our friends, particularly neighbors Veronika and Irena, not only beautiful raven-haired identical twins in their early thirties, but extraordinarily skilled pole dancers from the Ukraine, whose culinary skills were matched only by their fascinating on-stage nightly contortions. Tears of joy flowed from their eyes and they gladly accepted sheet after sheet of easily dispensed soft kitchen paper to wipe them away, and after the rest of our friends had left, they joined my wife and I for a drug and alcohol fuelled night of indescribable pleasure.