Although I found the previous reviews very interesting, well written and very amusing, I cant agree!
I was a monk when I came to the UK and experienced all the trials and tribulations in the film, washing up, learning how to say 'Stop# and using an electric razor to shave my head, my kung fu worked on the baddies was easy after that, I can tell you.
I have given this great film 5 STARS, for one reason only - It gives me the opportunity to read some really funny reviews, for that reason alone, its worth 5 stars. My second opinion is that the film is absolute - Crap! So bad in fact, that my american bulldog attacked the screen towards the end, as he was so disgusted, then cocked his leg up over the remains... you guessed it. If you go for this film after reading all the reviews = happy new year - youll need it.