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Lanky Panky [Kindle Edition]

Dave Dutton

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Book Description

Lanky Panky! - all you needed to know about how to speak like a proper Lanky (Lancastrian).

Lancashire author and actor Dave Dutton's phrasebook and comic guide to the dialect of Northern England known as "Lanky" - the Lancashire dialect.
The book is crammed with hilarious expressions and phrases containing insults; "philosophy"; road signs; secret shibboleths; everyday Lanky Life; customs and advice that will have you speaking like a native of the Red Rose county.

It is the companion book to the legendary "Lanky Spoken Here!" (also available on Kindle)

Whether you are a Lancastrian, know someone who is from Lancashire or an expat homesick for those familiar words and phrases, this is the book for you.

There's nowt like it!

Product details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 606 KB
  • Print Length: 62 pages
  • Publisher: Dave Dutton (20 Sept. 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B005OK9OQM
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Not Enabled
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #472,862 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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More About the Author

A former television comedy writer, Dave Dutton is a writer and actor specialising in quirky Northern character parts. See
Dave has had nine different roles in Coronation Street; four in Emmerdale and has been in adverts for products as diverse as Maltesers and Volkswagen; Guinness and Hovis. He has appeared in long running sitcoms; done voice-overs; live theatre; radio presenting; scriptwriting; sung in a folk group and written or contributed to more than 15 books(some now available online).
He currently plays Bonjour Hellfire: an embittered and accident prone once famous ventriloquist who is best friends with the devious and devilish Elton the Snowman played by Rik Mayall in the gentleman's club setting of The Last Hurrah.
Details of this and Dave's books at
Dave has also been a radio presenter; dialect poet; front man for a folk group; newspaper reporter and comedy scriptwriter.

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