'... I describe a review of 5 stars as being “something I’ll think about for days to come.” A week after reading this, I am still remembering and laughing at sections of the story and picturing the events in my head.'
This is an ADULT story and is NOT for children.
Jake Tempest, an unknown and slightly unhinged indie author with an unhealthy passion for military weapons and a tenuous grip on reality falls for up-and-coming Welsh writer Morwenna Midnight when they meet via an online writers' forum.
Fantasy turns to obsession when he sees the garden gnome on the cover of her soon-to-be-published novel as his only rival for her affections. Throw in a cruise missile, a handful of clay sheep, long-distance-lust, and things can only go one way - completely tits-up.