This hilarious collection of weird, revolting and downright daft poems captures life in Scotland as it is today, that is, if you've got a warped sense of humour and a parrot in your breid bin. So come and meet Sergeant Snoddy (fae Kirkcaldy), baldy-heidit Captain Numpty, exploding fairies, Shetland cuddies on wheels, a feartie werewolf and a hungry hairy mammoth, all wickedly illustrated by Bob Dewar.