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Kill Your Friends [Paperback]

John Niven
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7 Feb 2008
It's not dog-eat-dog around's dog-gang-rapes-dog-then-tortures-him-for-five-days-before-burying-him-alive-and-taking-out-every-motherfucker-the-dog-has-ever-known. Meet Steven Stelfox. London 1997: New Labour is sweeping into power and Britpop is at its zenith. Twenty-seven-year-old A&R man Stelfox is slashing and burning his way through the music industry, a world where 'no one knows anything' and where careers are made and broken by chance and the fickle tastes of the general public - 'Yeah, those animals'. Fuelled by greed and inhuman quantities of cocaine Stelfox blithely criss-crosses the globe ('New York, Cologne, Texas, Miami, Cannes: you shout at waiters and sign credit card slips and all that really changes is the quality of the porn') searching for the next hit record amid a relentless orgy of self-gratification. But as the hits dry up and the industry begins to change, Stelfox must take the notion of cutthroat business practices to murderous new levels in a desperate attempt to salvage his career. Kill Your Friends is a dark, satirical and hysterically funny evisceration of the record business, a place populated by frauds, charlatans and bluffers, where ambition is a higher currency than talent, and where it seems anything can be achieved - as long as you want it badly enough.

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  • Paperback: 336 pages
  • Publisher: William Heinemann Ltd (7 Feb 2008)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 043401799X
  • ISBN-13: 978-0434017997
  • Product Dimensions: 21.6 x 13.5 x 3 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (149 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 300,519 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Brilliant ... Hilariously scabrous ... Niven's mix of truth and fiction means Kill Your Friends might just be the best book ever written about the music industry. I say might because I've not read them all, but I've read an awful lot and his is the most savage, the most unforgiving, the funniest and the cruellest.' -- Rob Fitzpatrick, Word Magazine

`A rollicking tale of record company excess ... Hysterical ... Niven worked in the UK music industry for 10 years and his insider knowledge pays off...This is truly an account of a lost era, a brilliant description of the last decadent blow-out.' -- Matt Thorne, Independent on Sunday

`Anyone working in or trying to get into the music industry should read this book. Niven grotesquely portrays the short term disposability of this world with a great eye for detail and a stockpile of hilarious insults. Throw in some murder and major brand obsession and you have an indie American Psycho.' -- James Brown

`Brilliant. It made me ill with laughter. The filthiest, blackest, most shocking, most hilarious debut novel I've read in years.' -- India Knight

`John Niven's Kill Your Friends might just be the most exciting British novel since Trainspotting ... Although the tone - a mixture of breathtakingly black-hearted cynicism, hyperbolically dark comedy and liberal sprinklings of violence - will invite comparisons with American Psycho and Bright Lights Big City, Niven brings a uniquely vibrant tone to the page with take-no-prisoners language that manages to be equal parts comic and shocking.' -- John Naughton, Word Magazine

`Kill Your Friends gladly hammers the final and needed nail into the coffin of self-serving and undignified spin that was "Cool Britannia". It exposes a world that seethes alongside us and in which we all collude but whose nasty little machinery is rarely glimpsed. The novel is furiously, filthily funny, and, I imagine, tragically true.' -- Niall Griffiths

`One of the evilest, most vicious, despicable characters ever. I couldn't put it down.'
-- James Dean Bradfield, the Manic Street Preachers

`The anti-hero of John Niven's Kill Your Friends is magnificently eloquent in an utterly sewer-minded way ... A vicious, black-hearted howl of a book ... A realistic portrait of the music industry, doing for it what The Player did for Hollywood. Having spent ten years in the business [Niven's] insider knowledge, coupled with the kind of headlong, febrile prose that would have Hunter S. Thomson happily emptying both barrels into the sky, results in a novel that is cripplingly funny in the way that only the very darkest comedy can be.' -- Chris Power, The Times


"Dark, twisted... and also laugh-out-loud funny" --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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13 of 13 people found the following review helpful
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Oh my God, I was not ready for this. Not at all. I absolutely bloody loved it. It's utterly jaw dropping stuff. But sweet Jesus! John Niven you sick, depraved genius.
I've been in two minds telling people about this book. On the one hand it's one of the best books I've ever read. On the other it a debouched, misogynistic, horrifically violent, ugly snarling beast. It's hard to recommend a book called `Kill your Friends' to well.... your friends; what are they going to think of me? Are they going to get it? Are they going to think that I identify with the characters, that this is something I aspire to? God I hope not but like I said, I loved this book. I read disbelieving, like staring at a train wreck or a grisly internet video.
The story concerns the music industry during Brit Pop's heyday. Steven Stelfox is our Protagonist and what a creation he is. A lazier man than me would describe him as a Patrick Bateman for the Music Industry, there are definite parallels: The money, the life of privilege and excess, a predilection for prostitutes, murder and doing anything to get ahead but Steven Stelfox is not Patrick Bateman. Bateman was a Sociopath, Stelfox definitely isn't, he's an unbelievably nasty piece of work, but he is very much a complete person with the full gambit of human emotions. it's just that they're buried deep under layers of greed, ambition Rage and lust. Niven is also not Easton-Ellis, American Psycho was cold, clinical, emotionless and bloody hard going. Kill Your Friends is an absolute riot. Niven has a way with words that will make your eyes water and in Stelfox he has the chance to voice every None PC, hateful and `you know it's wrong but...' thought that has ever entered his head.
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53 of 56 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars I feel broken... 10 Nov 2009
By Hardeep
I'm not sure I should be spending time actually reviewing this, as getting down on my knees and praying for the salvation of humanity might be a better use of my time. Don't get me wrong, in my opinion, it was a very good novel. However, I thought the protagonist was simply the worst humanity has to offer, the personification of Satan on earth. The depths that "Steven Stelfox" sinks to make you feel violated in a way that only a shower with brillo pads could expunge. Truly a character to sully the soul.

Paradoxically, I couldn't put the damn thing down. It is incredibly well written, as is any novel with a character that has a strong emotional effect. The author is talented, and hilarious.

Nivens depictions of Stelfox's thought process are side-splitting as well as repellent. He seems to have turned the curse ridden one-liner into an art form. Which is a relief because without the exquisite humour, the novel wouldn't work, as it would be so debauched that I would have thrown in on the fire. The humour keeps it just light enough to engage with a very real, if evil, character, the likes of which I have never seen before - and hope I never have any close dealings with.

The story covers one year in the music business, and in much the same way as "City Boy" by Geraint Anderson reveals the dark underbelly of the finance industry, this does the same for record labels. The difference being that it is hard to see any upside, or how anyone could stand up to so much alcohol and drug abuse, while still being able to utter a coherent sentence.

Murder, drugs, pornography, booze and more booze are the staple diet of Stelfox. The dark humoured look into his twisted mind lifts the lid on the ruinous side to this industry and the intoxicating lure of fame and adoration.
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20 of 21 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Kill Your Friends 24 Feb 2010
By Matty
Kill Your Friends is a sharp, witty and disturbing read. The lead character Steven who works in the music industry is a quite horrible individual. He's sexist, racist, ageist, you name it, but most of the time he's only guilty of admitting openly to thoughts that a lot of people have but don't admit to. He's then even more guilty of actually acting upon those thoughts.
This is to put it politely a "re-imagining" of American Psycho, but where I found AP quite heavy going KYF is funny and it's loaded up with great pop culture references from its setting in the mid 90's.
I enjoyed the fact that the narrator was such an unpleasant individual. It makes a refreshing change to have a lead character who isn't heroic and isn't looking to become a better person.
A good read, but not for the easily offended.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Not for the narrow-minded 16 Jan 2011
This book is about one man's attempt to rise to the top in the music industry. Stelfox is a ruthless, sexist, racist drug and alcohol abuser who seemingly has no moral compass and does whatever it takes for his own personal gain. Doesn't sound very nice, does he? Well, no, but he is a very entertaining character who is king of one-liners and put-downs. This book is hilariouly well-written and I can't wait for more from Niven.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Unputdownable 8 Jan 2011
This is a hilarious book, that you will not want to put down until the end. Stellfox is a memorably brilliant character whose opinions and shenanigans will really make you guffaw. It's a dark yet really well written novel with strong characters about the UK music industry in the 90s and one mans efforts to get to the top. Language. Sex. Violence. Other.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Well worth it, a very nasty gem
Great, shocking, lent it around the office to various people who went and bought others books by niven. Keep it up. Read more
Published 17 hours ago by Ephemeral
3.0 out of 5 stars Decent wee book
Read this in 2 days flat. Not the best plot but certainly compulsive reading. A bit like an Irvine Welsh novel but not quire as good.
Published 7 days ago by COLIN PATTERSON
5.0 out of 5 stars Wildly funny and wicked
Outrageous. Funny, wicked, filthy, nastiest antihero you have to love who wins. Shreds the music industry. Very hard to put down.
Published 1 month ago by art49man
1.0 out of 5 stars Worst book I have ever read.
Having grown up during the seventies and after seeing the reviews I was optimistic that this would be an entertaining and interesting read. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Katie Q
5.0 out of 5 stars Insane.
This is the most depraved, twisted, messed up, cynical, murderous masterpiece ever written. Stelfox is the worst of humanity, but you can't help but feel a grudging respect for his... Read more
Published 2 months ago by Ben
3.0 out of 5 stars a seriously difunctional character!
I probably enjoyed this book more than the three stars suggests, however, the main character had absolutely no redeeming features what-so-ever and therefore the book left me... Read more
Published 2 months ago by bluezulu
1.0 out of 5 stars racist
I only read the first 10 pages. I'm not prepared to read any more as it is offensive and I don't support blatant and offensive racism ..... Read more
Published 2 months ago by clockwork orange
5.0 out of 5 stars Absolutely brilliant
I rarely leave reviews for books but this was a great read. Will definitely be checking out his other books!
Published 2 months ago by AdamKW
4.0 out of 5 stars Fantastic vitriol. Aimed at the artists even more than the labels
After so many years of listening to pop stars slagging off record labels refreshing to hear a record label person bitching about the artists with such visceral passion. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Jim Jim Josiah
1.0 out of 5 stars German Edition????
Am I missing something???? A Scottish authors book on sale in Amazon UK and the kindle version is only available in German??? Aye, that makes sense like...
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