Iv been in car crashes, Iv lost jobs, I was cheated on by my ex, my dog died, Iv had food poisoning, Iv watched Police Academy 5,6 and 7....... and all these things were so enjoyable compared to watching Kill Keith.
It was filmed with a potato, stars nobody and was written by the piece of dog poo that cameos at the start of this film.
Its not funny, its not gory, its not charming, its not a good bad movie, its the toughest 90 minutes of film I have ever watched on DVD at 3am on a Thursday Morning.
Do not rent, buy or illegally download this EVER.
And please don't say I 'didn't get it'. I love crap movies, they're my favourite, but this film is torture.
My girlfriend bought me Kill Keith as the cover made me laugh.....I think she hates me!