| 1. Merry Christmas From Sam Weiser - Kevin And Bean |
| 2. Please Come Home For Christmas - Unwritten Law |
| 3. Christmas Blues (Are Getting Me Down) - 'The Boss' |
| 4. Listen To The Angels - Linda Polley(Channeling John Lennon) & Moby |
| 5. A Very Heston Christmas - 'Charlton Heston' |
| 6. Christmas Wrapping - 'Save Ferris' |
| 7. Al Gore's Christmas Message - 'Al Gore' |
| 8. Christmas Song - Korn |
| 9. Your A Fat One Mr. Tad - Kevin And Bean |
| 10. Christmas In Space - Tori Amos |
| 11. Puff Daddy's Disclaimer - Kevin And Bean |
| 12. Christmas At Ground Zero - Weird Al Yankovic |
| 13. Christmas Song - The Dave Mathews Band |
| 14. That's Somethin' Else - 'Bob Hope' |
| 15. Larry Flynt's Christmas Message - 'Larry Flynt' |
| 16. Christmas In Hell - Pennywise |
| 17. Sing Along With Santa Karl - 'Karl Malone' |
| 18. Kevin's Christmas Bathroom Interviews - Kevin And Bean |
| 19. I Saw Mommy Jockin' Santa Claus - Long Beach All-Stars |
| 20. Blorge's Christmas Message - Kevin And Bean |
| 21. Watt's Up? - Kevin And Bean |
| 22. I Won't Be Home For X-mas - Blink 182 |
| 23. Don't Blame Santa - The Armenian Comedian |
| 24. Snow Blind - Lit |
| 25. Santa's In A Wheelchair - The Kids Of Widney High |
| 26. Kevin & Bean Family Wishes - Kevin And Bean |
