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Jokes for Kids: Cat & Dog Jokes!: Funny Jokes for Kids - Cat Jokes - Dog Jokes [Kindle Edition]

Arnie Lightning
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Book Description

Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning

Funny and Hilarious Cat and Dog Jokes for Kids!

Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean cat and dog jokes for children.

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Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about cats and dogs. With cute and silly illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.

Special Note: The illustrations in this eBook are optimized for a vivid and colorful experience for e-readers, tablets, computers, and phones!

This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.

Funny jokes from this book...

Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats?

A: Bone appetite!


Q: What do cats eat on a hot day?

A: Mice cream!


Q: What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

A: His bark was much worse than his bite!


Q: What do you call a cat that can spring up a six-foot wall?

A: A great jumpurr!


Q: What dog would you want on your football team?

A: A golden receiver!

Funny Cat and Dog Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)

  • Over 95 hilarious jokes
  • Cute and colorful illustrations
  • Excellent for early and beginning readers
  • Hours of fun and entertainment for your child
  • Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud

Funny and Hilarious Jokes About Cats and Dogs!

This funny joke book is full of cat and dog jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about cats and dogs will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.

Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning

Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!

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Product details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 2710 KB
  • Print Length: 53 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Not Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #599,937 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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More About the Author

"It is my mission to create a positive and lasting change in the world through children's books. I promise to highly inspire you, entertain you, and most importantly.. Share the magic of imagination. I firmly believe it is our responsibility to be a positive role model for children. Don't be afraid to dream big. Those are the people that make a difference in the world."
Arnie Lightning is a dreamer. He believes that everyone should dream big and not be afraid to take chances to make their dreams come true. Arnie enjoys writing, reading, doodling, and traveling. In his free time, he likes to play video games and run. Arnie lives in Mississippi where he graduated from The University of Southern Mississippi in Hattiesburg, MS.

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5.0 out of 5 stars With 14 Jun. 2014
By kk.kt
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
I liked the joke ( what happens if you mixed Santa with a claw ) ( Santa Claus and I laughed at the joke because I don't bleave in Santa Claus I did when I was three
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2.0 out of 5 stars I wanted to give a better review 10 Jun. 2014
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
I am a bit gutted by giving two stars, as this is such a good idea, but my little girl didn't find it that funny. She knew many of the jokes and the ones she didn't, she didn't laugh. I praise the author for the attempt. I think other people may find this funny
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5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars 14 Sept. 2014
By Mandie
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Excellent read.
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2.0 out of 5 stars The kids who did did not like it. When i asked why they said "because" 5 Mar. 2015
By KitKat - Published on
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i did not red this. The kids who did did not like it. When i asked why they said "because". I said ''because why'' they said "i didn't like it". So that's what all i got.
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1.0 out of 5 stars dylan 11 Jun. 2014
By Shiloh Loechel - Published on
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Most jokes didn't make sense
Also they didn't even really make a joke
You need to go over the book again!
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