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Jesus - first aid in a tin - plasters / band aids

by PinkCatShop
3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (14 customer reviews)
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Technical Details
Item Weight59 g
Product Dimensions6.1 x 9.7 x 2.5 cm
Manufacturer recommended age:12 years and up
Item model number11657-Bandages
Number of Puzzle Pieces1
  
Additional Information
ASINB00BTGMS0Y
Best Sellers Rank 40,655 in Toys & Games (See top 100)
Shipping Weight100 g
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Date First Available20 Feb 2008
  
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This product is subject to specific safety warnings
  • Warning: Not suitable for children under 36 months

Product Description

Jesus Adhesive Bandages Band Aid Set


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173 of 182 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Quite simply miraculous! 15 Sep 2009
By L. Hennessy TOP 500 REVIEWER
As a semi-professional nurse attending an Accident and Emergency ward in a large London hospital, I was constantly frustrated by the limitations of the technology we were using to treat patients.

As the economy turned towards recession and departmental funding started to be reduced, our managers started looking for ways to make cuts - at first it was small items: no coffee-making facilities in the kitchens; toilet rolls instead of swabs - that sort of thing.

Fortunately this little box saved the day - soon after the x-ray machine was dispensed with, one of our staff stumbled across it as they were sweeping up patient detritus in the waiting room. Coincidentally, he had just cut his finger on a discarded scalpel and gladly made use of them as quickly as he could.

To all our amazement, when he peeled off the plaster to show us the gory details, there was NO WOUND AT ALL. It wasn't long before we put two and two together; now we use these little beauties for everything! Broken leg? Stick on a plaster! Funny rash - slap it on! Annoying voices in your head telling you to kill and bury the dog in the back garden? place one of these on your forehead and they're a thing of the past.

They not only provide the user with breathable padding, but also lend a sense of one-ness with the universe.

And don't worry about the pack running out - we've treated over 40 patients tonight, but strangely only one plaster has gone.

This could be the answer to the problem of the NHS. Thanks Amazon!
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57 of 60 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Not the cure all I was hoping for 10 Aug 2012
After reading the glowing reviews of this particular product I was exceedingly eager to try it, unfortunately I was left a little disappointed. I have found its effectiveness limited against 20th century diseases like AIDS and crippling depression, however it cured my leprosy right up. Free toy inside is a nice feature, don't know if they're all the same but I got a model of King Jehoshaphat of Judah with kung-fu grip.
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75 of 80 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Magic 13 Jan 2011
I found this guy in a cave, with holes in his hands, and luckily I had some Jesus plasters on me. Applying the plasters at first didn't seem to do anything, but suddenly this dude just gets up and walks out. Didn't say thank you. Rude.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A 'god' send 11 Feb 2014
These have successfully covered up years of empirical scientific evidence, colour me impressed! (for dinosaur's I recommend using the XXL plasters also available called 'a tub full of christ')
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20 of 22 people found the following review helpful
I have extensively tested this product by hanging around the local A&E department and surreptitiously placing it on various injured and sick people. I can report the following:

Leprosy, possession by evil spirits and death - 100% success rate.
Unconsciousness - the patient stayed unconscious but after I said a few Hail Mary's he was a much better colour.
Broken limbs - I only had to show the patient the plaster and she got up and walked away. It was a miracle.
Small crying children - usually try to eat the plaster, but if I give them some of mother's Holy Water, that makes them stop.

These results are promising, but I've had a lot of time to think since the police got involved and what worries me is what about all the Muslims and Jews? I tried giving one of the plasters to Mrs Mukerjee down the road (I think she's a Hindu) for her arthritis but she wouldn't open the door. If anyone has used this product on other faiths please let us know how it went. Science needs you.
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20 of 22 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Waste of money 18 Aug 2012
By Ash
These plasters are a total waste of money! After a horrific carpentry accident I was left with two significant holes in my palms. I wore these plaster for a full three days and still there was no change in my condition. Avoid like the plague.
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11 of 12 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Simply amazing but flawed! 28 Feb 2014
I was going online to cancel my Amazon account because I had died. Just as I took a final breath I saw this great offer. I pressed the 'one-click' buy and lay down next to my computer. Luckily for me a week later when the package was delivered my wife had the good sense to put one of the plasters on my now decaying body and here I am! I smell a bit ripe, am a strange shade of green but back from the dead. Only 3 stars due to fiddly packaging however.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
2.0 out of 5 stars Should come with a warning
Thought I would give these a try , Larry down the road said they did wonders for him. He even uses them for hangovers. Read more
Published 4 months ago by Sonic
5.0 out of 5 stars They work...it's a miracle!
But I also know I only paid about $3 for a tin in Florida. By the way, my free gift was the absolute best - a transfer/tattoo of a toaster.
Yup, a toaster. Read more
Published 4 months ago by Entropydave
1.0 out of 5 stars ***WARNING!!! COMPLETELY INEFFECTIVE AGAINST OLD AGE!!! ***
My elderly grandmother has been in intensive care for a number of weeks now and like any good grandson, I searched Amazon in the hopes of finding a miracle to save my 98-year-old... Read more
Published 7 months ago by HaveIGotReviewsForYou
5.0 out of 5 stars Forgave me for cutting myself up
I was sharpening my bushcrafting Fallkniven knife the other day to be ready for the church Sunday Coolaid picnic when I noticed blood dripping from my finger. Read more
Published 21 months ago by EspressoFrog
5.0 out of 5 stars contraception? Immaculate conception!
I admit to being a tad doubtfull to this products curing capabilaties (must be the paranormal investigator in me), but i cast doubt aside and sent off my order. Read more
Published 23 months ago by cornish_breeze
5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome
Sometimes advances in medicine take your breath away (but luckily my Jesus Inhaler is never too far away when they do).
Published on 25 July 2011 by Glenn Williams
5.0 out of 5 stars Amazing
I had previously suffered a shotgun blast to the head and the doctors said there was nothing they could do. Read more
Published on 2 Mar 2011 by kieran
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