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JESUS Deluxe First Aid Tin
Christ will make it better!
15 Sterile Strips. With FREE TOY inside!!
All one size - 25mm x 76mm each.
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53 of 58 people found the following review helpful
As a semi-professional nurse attending an Accident and Emergency ward in a large London hospital, I was constantly frustrated by the limitations of the technology we were using to treat patients.
As the economy turned towards recession and departmental funding started to be reduced, our managers started looking for ways to make cuts - at first it was small items: no coffee-making facilities in the kitchens; toilet rolls instead of swabs - that sort of thing.
Fortunately this little box saved the day - soon after the x-ray machine was dispensed with, one of our staff stumbled across it as they were sweeping up patient detritus in the waiting room. Coincidentally, he had just cut his finger on a discarded scalpel and gladly made use of them as quickly as he could.
To all our amazement, when he peeled off the plaster to show us the gory details, there was NO WOUND AT ALL. It wasn't long before we put two and two together; now we use these little beauties for everything! Broken leg? Stick on a plaster! Funny rash - slap it on! Annoying voices in your head telling you to kill and bury the dog in the back garden? place one of these on your forehead and they're a thing of the past.
They not only provide the user with breathable padding, but also lend a sense of one-ness with the universe.
And don't worry about the pack running out - we've treated over 40 patients tonight, but strangely only one plaster has gone.
This could be the answer to the problem of the NHS. Thanks Amazon!
As the economy turned towards recession and departmental funding started to be reduced, our managers started looking for ways to make cuts - at first it was small items: no coffee-making facilities in the kitchens; toilet rolls instead of swabs - that sort of thing.
Fortunately this little box saved the day - soon after the x-ray machine was dispensed with, one of our staff stumbled across it as they were sweeping up patient detritus in the waiting room. Coincidentally, he had just cut his finger on a discarded scalpel and gladly made use of them as quickly as he could.
To all our amazement, when he peeled off the plaster to show us the gory details, there was NO WOUND AT ALL. It wasn't long before we put two and two together; now we use these little beauties for everything! Broken leg? Stick on a plaster! Funny rash - slap it on! Annoying voices in your head telling you to kill and bury the dog in the back garden? place one of these on your forehead and they're a thing of the past.
They not only provide the user with breathable padding, but also lend a sense of one-ness with the universe.
And don't worry about the pack running out - we've treated over 40 patients tonight, but strangely only one plaster has gone.
This could be the answer to the problem of the NHS. Thanks Amazon!
3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
Sometimes advances in medicine take your breath away (but luckily my Jesus Inhaler is never too far away when they do).
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
this has to be the greatest thing the world has seen for the past 2,000 years - and surely the one and only answer to that bloody good question posed by those pesky atheists: 'Why doesn't god heal amputees?' (well, a question better than all them ridiculous scientific explanations against the 'banana as proof of intelligent design' theory anyway...)
Like the good nurse above bore witness, finally the answer is here for the whole of christianity to behold. Just stick a Jesus plaster on any remains of any amputatated member and invite the whole world to see the long-awaited miracle finally happening. The leg / arm surely will grow back... Take that, you atheists you!
Like the good nurse above bore witness, finally the answer is here for the whole of christianity to behold. Just stick a Jesus plaster on any remains of any amputatated member and invite the whole world to see the long-awaited miracle finally happening. The leg / arm surely will grow back... Take that, you atheists you!
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