The classic novel with an erotic twist
Jane Eyre Laid Bare: The classic novel with an erotic twist
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When an eager and curious Jane Eyre arrives at Thornfield Hall her sexual desires are instantly awakened. Who is the enigmatic Rochester whom she instantly feels attracted to, what are the strange and yet captivating noises coming from the attic, and why does the very air she breathes feel heavy with passion? Only one thing Is certain. Jane Eyre may have arrived at Thornfield an unfulfilled and tentative woman, but she will leave a very different person…
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18 of 19 people found the following review helpful
By Mrs Pisaroni
Format:Paperback
Oh dear, oh dear...what to say about this silly publication? Read in a night it was so silly I laughed out loud in places. I so wanted to enjoy this book purely for the relationship between Jane and Mr Rochester which, in the original novel, simmers with eroticism for the reader with the capacity to read between the lines and imagine what their physical relationship would be like. Here it reads like an adolescents A'level essay (apologies to A Level students here as you would likely do a better job). Huge chunks of Bronte are inter spaced with 'sexy' imaginings and encounters which try to be erotic but are just not believable. There were so many things I took issue with but here are a few choice gems:
Jane knows about onanism before she gets to Thornfield and practises it whenever she can-so no innocent schoolgirl here.
Jane has dabbled in lesbianism before she gets to Thornfield. The reminiscence about this is, frankly, sordid and nauseating.
Edward is a skilled lover-believable-but Jane wanting to know about his previous lovers is not.
Edward had a previous lover from 'Brazil'-cue a bath scene and Edward declaring she should be a 'Brazilian' too-know where this is going people?
The funniest is Bertha Mason-wife of Mr Rochester-and guess what? she isn't mad she's a DOMINATRIX !!!!Well whip me silly for not expecting that one!
The book ends so abruptly you could be forgiven for thinking that Ms Sinclair had just taken her advances and run, the ending so far from satisfactory as to be appallingly bad-please don't tell me there will be a sequel?
I have,' gentle readers' left the 'worst' until last. A sexual encounter on horseback!!! I can say no more.
Dreadful attempt to jump on the erotic makeover bandwagon-avoid unless you want a laugh-I do think that a few drinks and reading it out loud with the girls might be a fun filled night.
Jane knows about onanism before she gets to Thornfield and practises it whenever she can-so no innocent schoolgirl here.
Jane has dabbled in lesbianism before she gets to Thornfield. The reminiscence about this is, frankly, sordid and nauseating.
Edward is a skilled lover-believable-but Jane wanting to know about his previous lovers is not.
Edward had a previous lover from 'Brazil'-cue a bath scene and Edward declaring she should be a 'Brazilian' too-know where this is going people?
The funniest is Bertha Mason-wife of Mr Rochester-and guess what? she isn't mad she's a DOMINATRIX !!!!Well whip me silly for not expecting that one!
The book ends so abruptly you could be forgiven for thinking that Ms Sinclair had just taken her advances and run, the ending so far from satisfactory as to be appallingly bad-please don't tell me there will be a sequel?
I have,' gentle readers' left the 'worst' until last. A sexual encounter on horseback!!! I can say no more.
Dreadful attempt to jump on the erotic makeover bandwagon-avoid unless you want a laugh-I do think that a few drinks and reading it out loud with the girls might be a fun filled night.
10 of 11 people found the following review helpful
By H. Rees
Format:Kindle Edition
Loving the original Jane Eyre, I wasn't sure how I was going to feel about this new 'porn' version - but I couldn't put it down! It's so brilliantly and subtly done, I found myself turning the pages to see how the next fantasy or steamy scene was going to be woven into the original text. It's a fantastic, erotic read, not trying to replace the classic (of course!) but just adding a new twist. Definitely as sexy as Fifty Shades, with a lot of much, much better writing in between the S&M!
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
wonderful book , just so funny ahh Jane Austin would have been proud how this classic novel has be fully updated and sexed up perfect
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great book
traditional novel with a modern twist. I read 50 shades and this book was very different but also as enjoyable. Greatly advise!
Published 2 months ago by Regina Leung
2.0 out of 5 stars
Boring
Rubbish, dont bother. I bought this book because it was rated better than 50 Shades, it does not compare in the slightest !!
Published 3 months ago by Betty
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My sarcastic review...
"A classic novel with an erotic twist" boasts the cover of this novel. "Jane Eyre Laid Bare" left me speechless and simultaneously raging inside - who would agree to publish this? Read more
Published 3 months ago by Lola
3.0 out of 5 stars
Jaded Jane
Ah Jane Eyre - beloved of adolescent girls for over a hundred years, Charlotte Bronte's captivating wish-fulfillment fantasy of how a meeting of minds can transcend class and... Read more
Published 4 months ago by Trish23
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Jane Eyre Laid Bare
I am a great fan of Charlotte Bronte's Jane Eyre. I did like this twist to it, the erotic side of Jane and Edward Rochester.
I enjoyed it very much.
I enjoyed it very much.
Published 4 months ago by Phyllis Whowell
1.0 out of 5 stars
How on earth was this published?
I thought it might be fun - but I have never read such badly written drivel. It is excruciatingly bad.
Published 6 months ago by dunnie
1.0 out of 5 stars
What a train crash!!!
I have read and enjoyed the original many times as well as fifty shades and the like so I was curious what the author would do with this classic. Read more
Published 6 months ago by Disappointed
2.0 out of 5 stars
Why!!!!!!!!!
I have never written a review before but having just finished reading this book I had to write one. Jane Eyre is my all time favourite book, and I have to say this writer murders... Read more
Published 7 months ago by Kylie
2.0 out of 5 stars
How do I return an e book to the publisher?
Well, for starters , this book uses whole tranches of bronte's work when she cannot be bothered to write her own . Read more
Published 7 months ago by Ms. S. D. Palmer
5.0 out of 5 stars
Jane Eyre Laid Bare
I thoroughly enjoyed Jane Eyre Laid Bare. Brilliant idea and so well put together. Thousand times better than the recent "porn" best seller! Read more
Published 7 months ago by annie
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