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It's Not Me, It's You!: Impossible perfectionist, 27, seeks very very very tidy woman
 
 

It's Not Me, It's You!: Impossible perfectionist, 27, seeks very very very tidy woman [Kindle Edition]

Jon Richardson
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‘Richardson is an OCD-afflicted, grumpy young man who can spin a brilliant routine and could well be the best comic of his generation.’ The Herald

‘Boldly funny and expertly written, it’s a look at dark subjects deftly handled by an engaging comic talent.’ Shortlist

‘Written in his unique style, Jon's quest is a hilarious eye-opener into the mind of a neat freak.’ The Sun

‘I loved Jon’s book. It’s even better than the real thing because you can’t hear his voice.’ Michael McIntyre

‘Jon’s book is just like him. Funny, enjoyable and short.’ Alan Carr

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‘I loved Jon’s book. It’s even better than the real thing because you can’t hear his voice.’ Michael McIntyre

A control freak looks for love (women who leave wet teaspoons in sugar bowls need not apply).

‘I haven’t woken up with a cup of tea by the bed for seven years. It seems such a small thing but it’s one of a thousand things I miss about having someone around to take care of me. I have spent my entire adult life getting things the way I want them and all I want now is someone to give it all up for.’

Is your filing faultless? Your CDs, apostrophes, cutlery all in the right places? Can you eat a biscuit in the correct way? Then Jon Richardson (single for seven years and counting) could be your ideal man…

Living alone in a one bedroom flat in Swindon, Jon has had far too much time on his hands to think. In fact to obsess. About almost everything. Jon’s obssessive compulsive personality disorder has seen him arrange the coins in his pockets in ascending size and colour code his bookshelves. It takes him less than 90 seconds to locate a receipt for a pair of shoes he bought in 1997. Over to the filing cabinet and R for receipts, S for shoes.

But Jon doesn’t want to be like this, in fact he would quite like to share his life with someone. But who could that someone be? Someone like himself, a quarrelsome perfectionist only with breasts and less body hair? Absolutely not. But who exactly is Jon looking for and where will he find her? Faced with a loveless future filled with his own peculiar quirks and perfectionism, Jon sets about his search for The One. The question is, will he mind her keeping the knives to the left of the forks in the cutlery drawer or organising the CDs by genre and not alphabetically?


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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 498 KB
  • Print Length: 307 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 0007414943
  • Publisher: HarperCollins (23 Jun 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B005AKHSOQ
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray: Not Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (91 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #28 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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29 of 30 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Inside Jon Richardson 30 Aug 2011
By Jimb'o
Format:Paperback
Do not buy this book if you're just looking for laughs from cover to cover. This book is far more than that.

There are some brilliant 'laugh out loud' moments in this book, don't read it in public if you're easily embarrassed! However, this book is not just a series of funny anecdotes, it's Jon showing a very personal part of himself with great honesty and candour.

I went to see Jon at the Edinburgh Fringe; he did an hour's book reading of this - you truly get inside the real Jon Richardson, not just the comedy ...and that is what this book is all about. I had the privelege of meeting Jon afterwards, and he truly is just as he writes. His writing is naturally him, no flourishes or gloss, just real Jon Richardson.

This book is a must buy, try it, you won't be disappointed (as long as you heed my opening sentence).
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30 of 33 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Refreshingly Honest 23 Jun 2011
Format:Paperback
Some people say that other people are the personification of objects and ideals. This book, "It's Not Me, It's You" is the book version of Jon, which makes sense as it's Jon's book. But what I mean is, is that if you're a long-standing fan of the radio show and Jon Richardson, especially during the Russell days, then you already have had glimpses of the way his mind works and the way he thinks of the world and of himself. In the book, he says his stand up is like a 20 minute to an hour condensed version, except not as detailed or indepth and he's right, but nothing in this book should shock or surprise anyone if they are a longstanding fan. He gets angry, he gets angry at himself, he gets angry at the world, and he back-and-forths on scenarios regarding the rest of the world, and before anyone knows it, he's mapped out his future and is already picking it to pieces.

There is a lot of Meta going on in this book, by the way, just to let you know.

I think the most powerful thing he talked about in the book was when he says he picks up the glass and gets an overwhelming urge to just smash it against the wall. He goes to do it... and then stops himself, because a voice at the back of his mind says "Don't do that" and backs up of why he Shouldn't do that with a health and safety risk assessment. He then ends up in the bath, covered in a towel, calming himself down and doing something he calls the Zoom technique.

If this dude wasn't a comedian, I really think he'd be a brilliant observational psychiatrist. He could even be both! This is why I adore this man. He has a moral compass that he questions and analyses but still sticks by, because he knows it's right. He just doesn't do what he is told is right, he questions and concludes that they ARE right. He has some issues, but he's no different than the average man, but he still gets on stage and makes people laugh. He did it on the radio, he does it on panel shows and he does it on stage.

And now he does it in a book! This very book! I loved reading this book, from beginning to end. I genuinely didn't want to put it down, and when I realised i'd nearly read it in a day, only then did I stop and put it down. It is too much of a good book to read in one day.

If you're a fan of Jon Richardson, buy the book. If you're on a fan of inner monologues by people who are riddled with perfectionist based habits, buy the book. If you feel like you have two people constantly arguing inside of your head, figuring out which version of yourself should be portrayed the most, buy the book!

He's been so underrated for so many years. Thank who-ever's out there that people are finally catching on to just how good he is. If you don't believe me, watch a bunch of his stand up, watch him on comedy panel shows, listen to him when he's on the radio, and most importantly...

Buy the book!
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25 of 28 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Sort of miserable but highly entertaining 27 Jun 2011
By Steph
Format:Paperback
For those quick review scanners, I will make this easy for you - if you like Jon Richardson, you will enjoy this book.

For those that like to read thoroughly to make a very informed purchasing decision (and indeed, those that love Jon are likely to be the kind of people that would), here are some more thoughts:

Jon Richardson's comedy goes far above and beyond other comedians, because it's so personal and honest. And that's what strikes you when reading this; there's no fluff, just pure, honest Jon. It's difficult not to laugh out loud in places and then read out the funny passage to whoever's nearest to you at the time.
As he explains at the start, this is not an autobiography, but you still get to learn a lot about him. It's all centred on how he is at present.
Jon's writing style just flows perfectly and you'll find yourself half way through the book before you even realise it.
A great, satisfying read - I hope to see many more books from Jon Richardson in the future, whether they're about himself or not!
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Oh Jon, I could be your Gemma!
I absolutely adored this book! It's allowed for me to open my heart out to Jon and really take him in. I wish he was talking about me whenever he was speaking about Gemma... Read more
Published 3 hours ago by Charlotte Kearney
4.0 out of 5 stars Interesting read
I bought this book after watching him on 8 out of 10 cats and other shows he appeared on. I enjoyed this book as it gave more of an insight on he sort of person he is. Read more
Published 9 hours ago by Harry
4.0 out of 5 stars Heart warming
A delightful book from an extremely funny author. I couldn't stop imagining his voice all the way through despite the quotation on the front cover! Read more
Published 12 hours ago by Louis Jowett
5.0 out of 5 stars Endearing
Eloquently written and endearing, Jon Richardson draws the reader in but also provides laugh out loud moments. Read more
Published 13 hours ago by FenfireKate
5.0 out of 5 stars Good read
Really enjoyed the book. Hilarious, sad and thought provoking all at the same time. I'd definitely recommend it to anyone.
Published 14 hours ago by Jake
4.0 out of 5 stars Enjoyable
Initially I found this book really interesting and funny but as it went on I found it depressing and felt for jon. An interesting read and very honest.
Published 20 hours ago by Sabrina
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilariously honest
Funny, endearing and refreshingly honest, I really enjoyed being given the chance to peek behind the curtain into the life of one of my favourite comedians. Read more
Published 1 day ago by Hannah C
4.0 out of 5 stars Honest, funny but also sad
This book had me hooked to the end wanting to find out if he found the one. Honest account of his daily life which was both quite sad but also funny
Published 1 day ago by Janeg23
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious
This is one of the best books i've been reading so far. It's a laugh out loud book and i'm sure i'm annoying my other half with my constant laughing.
Published 1 day ago by Matthew Pearson
4.0 out of 5 stars Really enjoyed this book
On purchase I thought this was going to be pure comedy but was pleasantly surprised by some of his meaningful ideas. A good read :)
Published 1 day ago by ChristyEllen
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