If you like puns, non sequiturs, and general overall silliness, buy this book. It contains entries from the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest [...] and the entries range from the stupid to the sublime, and on occasion you will encounter the pinnacle of the bad idea for an opening sentence to an imaginary book. Every time I turned a page I'd find at least one sentence that locked up my brain and left me temporarily paralyzed with my jaw hanging open.
A great gift for that weird, nerdy bookworm in your life. You know, the person you only see during the holidays who sits quietly in the corner reading Chess Life. That guy.