This pamphlet was written by the late Herbert Ziman, a former "Daily Telegraph" correspondent who served with the Political Warfare Executive during the Second World War. Hundreds of thousands of copies were distributed to British servicemen.
A few of the "instructions" are in the nature of directions or orders:
"Don't drink yourself silly. If you get a chance to drink wine, learn to 'take it'. The failure of some British troops to do so was the point made against our men in France in 1939 and 1940 and again in North Africa."
"The French are more polite than most of us. Remember to call them 'Monsieur', 'Madame', 'Mademoiselle', not just 'Oy!'."
The great majority of the "instructions", however, impart of knowledge of the French culture:
"If you should happen to imagine that the first pretty French girl who smiles at you intends to dance the can-can or take you to bed, you will risk stirring up a lot of trouble for yourself -- and for our relations with the French."
"The ordinary Frenchman is, indeed, without losing his practical point of view, usually more conscious of art than the ordinary Englishman. By and large, Frenchmen, whatever their income or job, are inclined to what we call a 'middle-class' view of life."
"What interested Frenchmen was, and is, France: they think that France is a very great country, with a great record of civilization -- and they have every reason to think so."
Samuel Fanous at the Bodleian Library captures the essence of Ziman's style of teaching: "I think the book transcends generic boundaries. On the one hand it is military history, on the other hand it's humour. It is a multi-disciplinary book and it is quintessentially British. It is direct, reserved and wonderfully understated."
I found it a fascinating insight into both French and English cultures.
Robert C. Ross 2008