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Instant Whips and Dream Toppings: A true-life dom rom com

Instant Whips and Dream Toppings: A true-life dom rom com [Kindle Edition]

Jacky Donovan
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Product Description

What happens when you swap business suits for thigh length boots?

A politician with a choux fetish.
A Paddington Bear with a penchant for pinnies.
A squirming Batman in baggy blue Batpants.

When Jacky meets Max she discovers desires she didn’t know she had, from luscious lesbians and ménages à trois to the tantalising thrill of control.

With the power of her sexuality unleashed, Jacky transforms into Mistress Kimberley, a high-class, highly in demand dominatrix in command of her very own dungeon.

Soon she is up to her black-leather basque in a wickedly delicious assortment of men and women and their bizarre and risqué fantasies.

​From mouth gags to witty gags, Instant Whips and Dream Toppings is a true-life rollercoaster of love, power and laughter that will leave you begging for more.

Product details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 1476 KB
  • Print Length: 297 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 1909869694
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Thistle Publishing (12 Oct 2013)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Not Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 4.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (63 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #30,059 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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Jacky Donovan might not have nine lives, but she does have a few. Having become bored of being a 'Stepford' housewife in Southampton, Jacky packed her bags and headed to London just over a decade ago. She's now an established author and, more importantly, curious about cats. Her latest book "Simon Ships Out: A heroic cat at sea" - the memoir of the world's first celebrity cat! - has just been published to great acclaim in the UK. She is a regular contributor to Huffington Post and Sabotage Times.

In between her writing she has recently trekked to see Mount Everest; tandem jumped from a tiny plane; been on Canarian TV due to her crazy long fingernails; run a lesbian dining club; escaped from a yoga holiday in a dinghy; and regularly does charity work for Breast Cancer and Gay Pride. She currently spends her time between London and Gran Canaria.

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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars how many sins in this ? 1 Nov 2013
By porky
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
When my friend debbie sent this to me, I thought it was part of slimming world programme, as I'm on this diet at the moment i was looking round for sin value ! What a pleasant surprise to find it was nothing to do with dieting ! The book moved me,amused me and kept me from thinking of food, well written and i will buy copies for my friends stocking ! Wish you all the success in the world. Janis X
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Smarter than the average bare! 30 Oct 2013
Format:Paperback|Verified Purchase
This highly revealing and laugh out load funny acount of the life of a provincial girl made good(or bad) was an utterly compelling read from start to finish. By turn intelligent, thoughtful,dark and revealing Jacky takes us on a whistle stop tour of the "other" London that very few "non scene" people ever experience. A fasted paced storyline takes us from her childhood in Newcastle down to the "bright lights" of London and beyond as Jacky "walks her talk" to experience the full gamut of human emotions from both her clients and herself. BDSM devotees will love this together with the enquisitive and curious who are yet to explore this unique world. An honest and endearing account from a woman who HAS "been there, seen it, done it" in spades - enjoy!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Maybe you can judge a book by its' cover 28 Oct 2013
By James
Format:Kindle Edition
My wife and I both read this and it did what it said on the tin really. Funny title - comic cartoon dominatrix - a dom rom com. Not heard the dom rom com expression before but it made sense as we read the book. Different to all the BDSM books out there that are same old same old. The author drew me in, vividly painted pictures of client rollplays and her sometimes horrendous personal life. And made me laugh aloud several times and chuckle a lot throughout. Very clever use of puns without being OTT and great humor too. The scary session where she was tied up had me totally and utterly hooked as it was one of the most unexpected parts of the book but contrasted well. My wife found the pregnant woman session scariest, probably as she's been preggers twice and wouldn't have dared had a dom session at the time. It took me til almost the end of the book to realise that the client sessions were in italics so you could just read those if all you wanted was that part. I'd recommend reading the whole though as clients and her own life weaved smartly together and kept me wanting to know if there was a happy ending. I liked the sex chapters speically while my wife loved Batman and Paddington Bear clients best. I liked all the music chapter headings but they past my wife by totally so whatever floats your boat I guess. Very funny read.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
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Instant Whips And Dream Toppings is a fantastic read!
A book that I found hard to put down!
A very candid witty look into the life of a Dominatrix that will slightly shock, delight and tittillate the senses!
As I read, I found myself drawn into Jacky's world and felt like I was actually there in the streets of London!
I love the way the book skips back and forth between past and present explaining how different situations lead to how Jacky evolved to become a Dominatrix rather than simply deciding on a whim that this is what she wanted!

It teaches us not to judge anyone in any situation on who they are now but to look deeper into how they have become the people they are now!

The book is a candid bitter sweet look at into the life of a character with some funny and sad happenings that could easily happen to any of us!
I feel the book has left an opening to an as yet unfinished story of on going trials and tribulations as is the case with us all.
This story is one of both comedy, tragedy poignancy and scattered throughout with funny musical references (look out for them!) and sad occurrences that will have you both laughing and crying simultaneously with Jacky
I was disappointed when the book had to come to an "end" although you do get the feeling that all is not over until the "not so fat lady sings!"
I can hardly wait for the next instalment and really hope there is going to be one!

I almost feel I know this lady and just wanted to give her a huge hug and congratulate a true survivor in this harsh world.
This is one book I will be reading again and I highly recommend you read it too!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Please Mistress Kimberley can we have some more? 17 Dec 2014
Thank you Jacky for writing a fantastically candid account of your experiences. I was recommended this book by someone and as soon as I started the first page, I couldn't put it down.

Funny, naughty, intelligent and witty as well as thought provoking don't go far enough to describe this book.

I think most of the other reviewers have managed to express my own thoughts about this book by giving a full five stars, so I won't add any unneccessary statement except that I would hope that anyone else that reads this book enjoys it as much as I did.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Eye opening! Jaw dropping! 13 Nov 2014
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This book was like nothing I have ever read before (I was not tempted at all to read the 50 Shades books) However Jacky gives an amazingly frank and often funny account of her transformation from business woman to running her own high class Dungeon. The book is described as a ‘Dom Rom Com’ and it genuinely is. The book is cleverly written interspersing her personal story with stories ‘from the dungeon’ which are in italics and her use of word play is admirable ‘Whether it is nobler to suffer the slung pastries or to take arms against a sea of truffles, I am uncertain’ Jacky speaks honestly of her struggles with her weight and with depression and also about her love affair with Max who eventually broke her heart. She takes charge of her life and using her acute business brain moves to Gran Canaria where she runs another successful business catering for an alternative lifestyle and she is in her own words ‘responsible for my own happiness’ What a life she has had – long may she continue!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Very gd read
Published 12 days ago by gemma barker
5.0 out of 5 stars If you found Fifty Shades luke warm and wondered what all the fuss was...
I read, frankly with disbelief, at the start of the book, at Jackie's adventures. But half way through, her experiences of relationships and insight into people and their... Read more
Published 13 days ago by Mrs L Steele
5.0 out of 5 stars Instant Whips and Dream Toppings
There are so many aspects to this book !!
Loved it from the beginning, well done Jacky, it was brilliant!
Published 1 month ago by Judith Benson
5.0 out of 5 stars Her life story takes you from a Packet Mix of Chocolate Brownies to an...
Jackys autobiography is an open, sexually charged read which leaves you asking "Do i truly know myself?". Read more
Published 2 months ago by Jo
5.0 out of 5 stars Not for the prudish.....
Well written, well edited and faultlessly formatted. Jacky has an unusual way with words, she whips them into shape with ruthless authority - rather like her work as a Dominatrix. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Janet Hughes
5.0 out of 5 stars ... finished reading this book and i must say i loved it, very well...
Just finished reading this book and i must say i loved it, very well written and straight from the heart
Its very different from what i would normally read but i must say it... Read more
Published 5 months ago by Anne Chapman
5.0 out of 5 stars Throughout this book I alternated between laughing and thinking 'but...
Throughout this book I alternated between laughing and thinking 'but this can't be true' - an honest, entertaining and eye opening story that (pardon the turn of phrase) straddles... Read more
Published 5 months ago by Pinkie908
5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent read
This is an excellent read, well written true life account.
I would highly recommend it.
Published 5 months ago by Peter Galloway
5.0 out of 5 stars Absolutely fantastic! Two words that should apply to this book
Absolutely fantastic! Two words that should apply to this book, but sadly it only meets Absolutely, and fabulous, with a glancing blow to the derriere on the way out. Read more
Published 5 months ago by Vx Primvs Aebvtivs
5.0 out of 5 stars I was going to start with - not a recommended read if you are prudish...
I was going to start with - not a recommended read if you are prudish in any way - but now I think about it, this book would probably cure you of all prudishness. Read more
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