After watching "The Chaperone" I had higher hopes that this more adult orientated film would be much better then the last movie he did.... how wrong I was. Ole Big Nose starts the movie the exact same way as he did his last movie, he is released from prison and wants to drive someone else's car... must be a clause in Triple-H's contract that he will not make a movie unless he is an ex-con who drives a car in the released from prison scenes. This time tho, The Game is picked up by his best friend and goes to stay with him, all while telling his friend he wants no part in cigarette smuggling, he just wants to make pickles. I'm not lying, I swear, it's true, the Cerebral Assassin spends a majority of this movie either eating pickles, talking about pickles, or playing with his pickles. Triple-Hemorrhoids buddy is married to Trip's lover before he went to prison. The bud's father wants his son to collect some money, and in a ridicules scene he shoots dead the guy who the FBI or someone planted, so now the buddy and Triple-HIV dispose of the body and cause a commotion with the cops and the buds dad who wants his own son killed now for being so stupid, and asking .... wait, stop... the plot sounds dumb enough already, right? Check it out if you must, but trust me, this movie is somewhat original, but a complete load of hard to swallow b.s. In fact, The Rock would say this movie is 10 pounds of monkey cr#@ in a 5 pound bag.
Don't get me wrong, I love DX, and Hunter is a fav wrestler of mine, but this movie, ha, well, all I can say it, I love Hulk Hogan too, but no way in hell am I ever going to watch "The Secret Agent Club". This movie is a mess of random ideas and hard to swallow BS that keeps imploding with massive stenches of Jim Ross's seven day old underwear. I would not recommend you watch this, but if you are curious, for the love of Mick Foley, do not buy it, rent it, or do the other things, but I assure you, most of you will never want to ever watch this again. It's not a god awful horrible movie, it's just a god awful horrible plot. And the co stars acting is irritating, I dunno who he is, but I accidentally saw him on "Friends" today, and he was Pheobes cop-boyfriend, and man, I guess his role in the movie wasn't an act, that really is who he is, which is damn-right annoying.
P.S: It wasn't my fault, my girlfriend was watching Friends, and I walked in at the wrong moment, then pointed and said, "thats the annoying moron from that movie I watched last night" then saw Chandler on screen and proceeded to enter the bathroom and bleach my eyes and ears to rid me of the horror.
P.P.S: I can type without the need of vision!