Hmm, there's a narrow line between clever and stupid, and a narrower(-er) one between a good tune and a rubbish one. Now, this is amusing the first couple of times, thanks to the catchy and entertaining chorus, but it's laid over a fairly non descript pop/ska tune, straight out of 'Uptown Top Rankin'.
There also seems to have been oodles of cash chucked at this, if the digipack, video enhanced, colour bookleted single is anything to go by.
Which is suspicious. And then there's the whole poetry thing, which is tantamount to pure evil in this neck of the woods. Oh, decisions, decisions.
But...oh, alright then...if I take it at face value, treat it as a disposable piece of pop music, designed to while away three minutes of my life, in a nodding dog stylee, then it's enjoyable. So I'll mark it as 'hit', and be damned, ignore the tosh about bi-curious ambiguity (which is sooooo 2005), and, altogether now;
"Dem check sey we hip and ting, true them no know and ting, we have them going and ting", bugger, wrong song.
Oh, and if you're allergic to a Pete Burns lookylikeys and pole dancing clowns [shudder], you'll want to avoid the video.
A bit of a larf for those autumnal evenings.