Do you know when you are in primary school, and the teacher is going around the class asking what you want to do when you get older?? 'I want to be a policeman', 'I want to be a nurse', and `I want to be an astronaut'. Well me, I wanted to chop wood. Perhaps it's because our house was made out of it? Perhaps it was because my mother had shown me 'The Texas chainsaw massacre' at the tender age of 5 or perhaps it was because my hippy father left my mother to chain himself to a tree.... Yes that probably has alot to do with it.
Now the game is great in that you can chop down trees to your hearts content, unfortunately you can't get people tied to the trees but I believe the hippy culling expansion pack is going to become available soon.
On the games arrival I quit my job at my local B&Q where I was a lowly 'wood trimmer' and now spend in excess of 15 hours a day kicking virtual tree a$$. Whatsmore, I no longer feel the urge to kill innocent people through my hatred for my father - Highly recommended.