- Paperback: 96 pages
- Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton; illustrated edition edition (19 Sep 2002)
- Language English
- ISBN-10: 034078721X
- ISBN-13: 978-0340787212
- Product Dimensions: 14.8 x 11.2 x 1 cm
- Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (1 customer review)
- Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 424,653 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
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Created by Paul Whitehouse, Ron Manager is familiar to millions from The Fast Show and his regular column in the Guardian. A brilliant spoof of football columns. Following the success of One Hundred Ways for a Cat to Train Its Human which has sold over 100,000, Celia Haddon brings us this year's stocking filler for all cat lovers.
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Finding your inner kitten is about finding serenity and peace. It's never too late, at any age, to have a happy kittenhood. The secret of this lies in your ability to integrate and transform your experiences with an inferior species, humans.
Stop relying on humans to fulfill your physical, emotional and inner-kitten needs. You must take responsibility for your own welfare.
Humans are emotionally inadequate. They cannot understand the purradigm of the cat-human partnership. Humans expect lifelong loyalty and love, failing to understand that this is the human part of the relationship. Their inevitable disappointment warps the relationship.
Bowls of food are no substitute for proper hunting. The hard wired instinct to eye, stalk, pounce, tear off feathers and eat prey is unused and the inner kitten is unfulfilled.
Catnip mice are no substitute for real mice. Humans enjoy playing with them. We cats do not recognise them as mice though we will occasionally join in this silly human game out of sheer good manners
Stop relying on humans to fulfill your physical, emotional and inner-kitten needs. You must take responsibility for your own welfare.
Humans are emotionally inadequate. They cannot understand the purradigm of the cat-human partnership. Humans expect lifelong loyalty and love, failing to understand that this is the human part of the relationship. Their inevitable disappointment warps the relationship.
Bowls of food are no substitute for proper hunting. The hard wired instinct to eye, stalk, pounce, tear off feathers and eat prey is unused and the inner kitten is unfulfilled.
Catnip mice are no substitute for real mice. Humans enjoy playing with them. We cats do not recognise them as mice though we will occasionally join in this silly human game out of sheer good manners
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
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This is a self-help book for your cat!
It contains gems of wisdom on how you(a cat) can regress back to your kittenhood, and in doing so, make your human happy too!
Very sweet - a great present for any cat lover - buy them all!
It contains gems of wisdom on how you(a cat) can regress back to your kittenhood, and in doing so, make your human happy too!
Very sweet - a great present for any cat lover - buy them all!
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