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Adopt a rescue human. They think they are adopting you. Humans that need homes go to special places where cats are kept. These are rescue humans.
Humans can't caterwaul - except in the bath or sometimes when they play the piano.
They cannot purr. Cat psychologists suggest that this gap in the human vocal repertoire is due to their lack of inner confidence and serenity.
Baby humans don't have anyone of their own age to play with, but it doesn't matter as much as it would for a kitten as they are amazingly retarded.
Gay tom humans make the best pets.
Humans can't caterwaul - except in the bath or sometimes when they play the piano.
They cannot purr. Cat psychologists suggest that this gap in the human vocal repertoire is due to their lack of inner confidence and serenity.
Baby humans don't have anyone of their own age to play with, but it doesn't matter as much as it would for a kitten as they are amazingly retarded.
Gay tom humans make the best pets.
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26 of 26 people found the following review helpful
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I found this book hilarious! Being both a cat and book lover i saw this book and had to read it. The book cleverly takes everyday tasks that humans do and portrays them from a cat's point of view. The sarcasm is ingenius and is good for anyone who loves a giggle. This book is ideal for cat lovers and will certainly make you smile.
3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
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A funny little book full of what cats really think of us humans, if your a cat lover you'll find this book cute and funny.
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
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I gave this book to my daughter who loves cats, all types, real, china and fluffy etc.,
I flipped through it, and thoroughly enjoyed it, the author certainly knows their cats, and I would say any one who has cats, has had cats, or just love cats it is a must.
I flipped through it, and thoroughly enjoyed it, the author certainly knows their cats, and I would say any one who has cats, has had cats, or just love cats it is a must.
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novelty reading
lightweight stuff . When I read it to my cat , he listened patiently , but didn't get enthused ... ( no , not really )
Published 12 months ago by ben
Hilarious
A truly wonderful book for all cat lovers like me. Everything described about cats in this book seems very familiar to me when I look at my cats. Read more
Published 14 months ago by catgirl
100 Secret Thoughts Cats Have About Humans
What can I say? Hillarious especially if you have cats of your own as you will swear that you have seen them look like they are saying some of these things.
Published 19 months ago by Aria
Small sized book but a good read
I was dissappinted that the book was so small and I thought the Package and postage was too high.
Published on 16 May 2010 by God
Perfect gift
Another one of those small books you can read in less than half an hour. Funny yes, but over very quickly.
I prefer books which go into a cats psychology. Read more
I prefer books which go into a cats psychology. Read more
Published on 26 July 2004 by Tazz Rainbow
A one read book
Good book, although it's one of those small ones you can get through in half hour.
Honestly, I wish I hadn't wasted my money. Read more
Honestly, I wish I hadn't wasted my money. Read more
Published on 26 July 2004 by Tazz Rainbow
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