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Selected as a YALSA Quick Pick for reluctant readers.
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"Like Farts: A Spotter's Guide", this is a sound book. The concept is that it teaches you how to speak zombie and treats it as though it is like any other foreign language you might want (in this case, NEED) to know how to speak, now that you are surrounded by zombies. The book will feature 9-10 different day-in-the-life scenarios for situations in which you might need to speak zombie and gives different intonations for zombie sounds, including a large Brains button that you can hit if you panic. Brains is an all-purpose zombie phrase, and it'll get you out of any tight situation. The scenarios suggest a world now overrun by zombies, but kind of now carrying as before except that everyone's a zombie (except you and a few others); so you might want to order a latte from a zombie barista, but if you don't say it correctly, they'll know you're not a zombie and try to eat you. Hence the need for this book. Other scenarios include how to blend in at sporting events, a day at the office, shopping at the mall, an afternoon at the dog park, and more.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
Format:Hardcover
This is an absolutely hilarious book. It can be enjoyed by zombie freaks, such as myself, but both family and friends have been thrown into fits of laughter from this book. It does not take a long time to go through it but I still find it funny each time I read it, and I have occasionally pulled it down from the shelf at gatherings with friends and it works every time.
Now, you didn't get this from me but it's also great for telephone pranks. Just call a friend, wait for her or him or her to pick up, and press a button on the book. I especially recommend number six.
Now, you didn't get this from me but it's also great for telephone pranks. Just call a friend, wait for her or him or her to pick up, and press a button on the book. I especially recommend number six.
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
Format:Hardcover
I purchased this item for my brother as a gift. Each page has difference scenarios of situations that could arise being a zombie and how you should act (as the world has now been taken over by zombies) Each page has a button on the side with translation from zombie into english. The pictures are very funny and very detailed. Completely useless, but absolutely hilarious!
Format:Hardcover
Aaaarrrghawannazaaaagggghhhhnnnnn (means turn out the lights, Honey, and let's get on with it. . . ) (I made this one up, but you get the picture!)
Well, something like that, anyway--this is a hardcover book with only about 12 pages, but it is HILARIOUS! The cover and pages are really hard, like a book for a very young child, but it's NOT a child's book. Think of it as an adult toy (book) for the zombie lover. It has a big picture in the middle of each 2 pages, with zombies attempting to lead a normal life--like going shopping. They do what they do while arms and fingers and other appendages fall off. The left side of each spread gives some zombie talk and translation. The right side of the spread gives an intelligent sounding explanation of zombie life. There are different spreads of zombie life.
There is also a sound module, where you press one of 11 buttons for various zombie sounds, so you can learn zombie language and become multi-lingual.
This book is hysterical! I got it for a 57-year old friend who is a tekkie by day but loves to dwell in the simple pleasures of a no-think zombie movie at night. He LOVED it!
I wonder. . . do ya think zombies have sex???
Well, something like that, anyway--this is a hardcover book with only about 12 pages, but it is HILARIOUS! The cover and pages are really hard, like a book for a very young child, but it's NOT a child's book. Think of it as an adult toy (book) for the zombie lover. It has a big picture in the middle of each 2 pages, with zombies attempting to lead a normal life--like going shopping. They do what they do while arms and fingers and other appendages fall off. The left side of each spread gives some zombie talk and translation. The right side of the spread gives an intelligent sounding explanation of zombie life. There are different spreads of zombie life.
There is also a sound module, where you press one of 11 buttons for various zombie sounds, so you can learn zombie language and become multi-lingual.
This book is hysterical! I got it for a 57-year old friend who is a tekkie by day but loves to dwell in the simple pleasures of a no-think zombie movie at night. He LOVED it!
I wonder. . . do ya think zombies have sex???
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