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How to be Depressed: The Ultimate Guide to Getting Over Your Happiness and Achieving Lifelong Depression

How to be Depressed: The Ultimate Guide to Getting Over Your Happiness and Achieving Lifelong Depression [Kindle Edition]

Brandon Wells

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Product Description

Do you want to be depressed? Do you ever wish that you could be filled with persistent feelings of gloominess and sadness? This book contains proven steps and strategies on how to overcome your happiness and feel truly miserable. It is essential reading for anyone who wishes to walk down the long dark corridor of clinical depression.

Readers will learn:

—What causes depression?
—What is clinical (endogenous) happiness?
—How do I keep my therapist from playing the transference card to get me into the sack?
—Are there any long-term dangers to being a crazy person?
—How do I get my annoying co-worker to try some ECT?
—What is the difference between depression and winning the lottery?

Product details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 466 KB
  • Print Length: 42 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00L3S3W0I
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #546,688 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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Brandon Wells attended The University of North Carolina where he focused mostly on Russian and Irish literature. His work has been featured in literary magazines such as Word Riot, FRiGG, and Atticus Review.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Some great lines 28 Jun 2014
By Mellish - Published on
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This argument against against happiness is so patently unsuccessful I fully recovered from my depression. My doctors have advised I flush the remainders of my anti-depressants, as they're all fairly useless now. Anyone who wants to hang onto to their typically depressed and cool identity should definitely not read this. I think I'm cured, thanks to various lines, like, "Why orphanages keep filling up" - which should be the most depressing thing ever, right, but I laughed myself right into sanity. And I don't like where I am, happy, because of this book. Because I now know it's so wrong.
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