Have you got some? Do you know what to do with them? No? Then read this
book before they smash in your noggins with madness!
Does your Mother think eggs are a dairy product? Does your Dad move your
furniture when you're not looking? Yes? Then learn how to stop them in
their bloody tracks!
Quiver as you meet Hysterical Mum Brenda! Quake as you encounter Welsh Dad
Tony! And shake your fist in the direction of Poppy The Most Excellent
Welcome to my family. I suffer so you don't have to.
From the history of the parent to the molecules that make them, this book
provides you with everything you will ever need to know about taking charge
of your parents. Learn how to identify your type of parents, calculate how
embarrassed you should feel in any given situation and realise, once and
for all, that not only can you finally comprehend what your parents are
going on about but that you can control them with a Vulcan-like grip. How
to Bring Up Your Parents is the essential survival guide. DON'T GO HOME
'If you have a parent, or you're thinking of having some, you should
definitely read this book.' DAVE GORMAN