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by Caitlin Moran (Author, Narrator)
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  • Listening Length: 8 hours and 44 minutes
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  • Version: Unabridged
  • Publisher: Random House AudioBooks
  • Audible.co.uk Release Date: 24 Feb 2012
  • Language: English
  • Average Customer Review: 3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (651 customer reviews)
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1913 - Suffragette throws herself under the King's horse. 1969 - Feminists storm Miss World. Now - Caitlin Moran rewrites The Female Eunuch from a bar stool and demands to know why pants are getting smaller. There's never been a better time to be a woman: We have the vote and the Pill, and we haven't been burnt as witches since 1727. However, a few nagging questions do remain....

Why are we supposed to get Brazilians? Should you get Botox? Do men secretly hate us? What should you call your vagina? Why does your bra hurt? And why does everyone ask you when you're going to have a baby? Part memoir, part rant, Caitlin Moran answers these questions and more in "How To Be A Woman" - following her from her terrible 13th birthday ("I am 13 stone, have no friends, and boys throw gravel at me when they see me") through adolescence, the workplace, strip clubs, love, fat, abortion, TopShop, motherhood and beyond.

Caitlin Moran had literally no friends in 1990, and so had plenty of time to write her first novel, The Chronicles of Narmo, at the age of fifteen. At sixteen she joined music weekly Melody Maker and at eighteen briefly presented the pop show Naked City on Channel 4. Following this precocious start she then put in eighteen solid years as a columnist on the Times - both as a TV critic and also in the most-read part of the paper, the satirical celebrity column "Celebrity Watch".

The eldest of eight children, home-educated in a council house in Wolverhampton, Caitlin read lots of books about feminism - mainly in an attempt to be able to prove to her brother, Eddie, that she was scientifically better than him. Caitlin isn't really her name. She was christened "Catherine". But she saw 'Caitlin' in a Jilly Cooper novel when she was 13 and thought it looked exciting. That's why she pronounces it incorrectly: "Catlin". It causes trouble for everyone.

©2011 Caitlin Moran; (P)2012 Random House Audiobooks

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255 of 269 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars A must-read for women under 30 14 Aug 2011
...which I'm not, you understand. I've a decade on Caitin and grew up with the feminist debate raging about mine ears. For a while now I've been sighing heavily at how it seemed to have fallen off the cultural radar - no one seemed to be talking about it any more, let alone calling themselves a feminist. And now here's Ms Moran, putting the debate about what it means to be a woman in the 21st century not just back on the agenda, but in the non-fiction top 10. Hoo-blooming-ray! Look, there's heaps about this book that's annoying. The incessant CAPITAL LETTERS. The surfeit of screamers. Initially I felt like I was being shouted at, that the jokes weren't all funny, and this was a memoir masquerading as polemic. But unlike other reviewers who thought it petered out, I warmed to How to Be a Woman hugely. The writing seemed to calm down, become less personal, more thoughtful. So by the end I was converted. I've just been to buy a copy for my teenage goddaughter. She told me her ambition was to 'get married and go to parties' (presumably not in that order). So I hiked her by her beautiful long hair to the nearest bookshop and thrust a copy into her perfectly manicured hand. 'Read this,' I said. 'It's funny'. She may not agree with all or even any of it. But I think she's much more likely to actually read it than Germaine Greer or Simone de Beauvoir, and if it makes her think - just a bit - then I'll be pleased. And if she gains just a smidge more ambition, I'll be cockahoop. So if you've never read a book on feminism, read this one. And if you've read a few, read it too. It's contemporary, strident and wise. You'll also have a laugh, and crikey, there are a lot worse ways to spend your time.
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439 of 481 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Started well................... 30 July 2011
By Al
I'm giving this book 3 stars as an average based on the fact that at the beginning I thought I would be giving it 5 but by the end I wanted to give it just 1.

My girlfriend has been asking me to read this book for a while (for the record I am male but like to think I am as liberal as they come). Eventually I acquiesced and started reading with few expectations (I had never heard of Caitlin Moran before I picked this up). I thought the prologue was great. It was genuinely funny (even made me laugh out loud a couple of times which almost never happens), well written, and engaging. The next few chapters were just good, though I felt like it could have done with some ruthless editing of the bits that weren't quite so funny or poignant to make it great. But towards the middle of the book things started to go downhill, pretty steeply.

One of the problems with the book is that the author talks as if everything is black or white, gloriously righteous or disgustingly evil. In the beginning when she is talking about obvious things (woman should have the same opportunities as men, etc..) this is fine. It's when she gets into more debatable arguments (strip clubs= evil, burlesque shows + pole dancing lessons= fantastic), even about things that I agree on (e.g. pro-choice, aethiesm) that this starts to grate. She treats the idea that any opinion other than her own could have any validity with contempt and doesn't really put forward any cogent arguments for her reasoning (but basically devolves into semi-coherent rants over and over again- and this is coming from someone who actually agrees with the broad points she is making!!).

She talks in sweeping generalizations and sometimes contradicts herself.
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322 of 363 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Banal and unoriginal 29 July 2011
I bought this book on a whim, having read a couple of rather mixed reviews. In that context, I was anticipating something entertaining and mildly stimulating. I was not expecting Isiah Berlin. But even against those less-than-demanding criteria, this book disappoints hugely.

Caitlin Moran entered journalism as a teenager, after winning competitions in national broadsheets including The Observer and The Times. Tellingly, these are omitted from this largely autobiographical book, which instead has her entering journalism at 16 when she went to work for Melody Maker. No doubt this version of history is more consistent with the edgy rise from working class obscurity she seeks to portray. I'm three years younger than Moran, and used to read her columns in my parents' copy of the Times, until I left home at 18, switched my allegiance to The Guardian, and lost track of her. So it was a strange experience to pick up this book and discover that, in terms of her attitudes and prose style, she seems to have become frozen in time as that precocious 16 year old - a kind of journalistic Dorian Gray. But what was endearing in a teenager is utterly infuriating - and oddly jarring- in a mature woman. The language is relentlessly mannered, with copious use of capitals and outdated slang from the 90s. This I could forgive if the book contained a single original idea, but the content is as banal, derivative and vacuous as the prose.

Take the chapter where she bemoans the lack of suitable female role models, and bizarrely juxtaposes Philip Roth with Demi Moore, Kim Cattrall and Madonna. This is simply baffling- comparing not so much apples and oranges as apples and donkeys.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
1.0 out of 5 stars WARNING:SPOILER ALERT
i can't believe more people have not mentioned the Abortion chapter,which I found incredibly shocking. Read more
Published 3 days ago by C. M. Collier
5.0 out of 5 stars amazing
recently became a fan of Caitlin and thought id give her book a go. i found it intriguing and funny and most importantly, a vital read for every woman.
Published 9 days ago by Dee
3.0 out of 5 stars Good read
I had really high expectations for this book, and although it's ok and has a couple of very good insights (especially in the introduction, that sets a tone than later in the book... Read more
Published 12 days ago by Nan
1.0 out of 5 stars Ridiculous nonsense.
Just to confirm a pick of descriptions from previous reviewers - all totally true;

RUBBISH! Read more
Published 13 days ago by Mburo
5.0 out of 5 stars Arrived on time and great read
I laughed out loud at many of the stories in this book and even recommended it to my friends. Most of them enjoyed it too. Read more
Published 14 days ago by Lilyband
5.0 out of 5 stars How to be a Woman
How to be a Woman is a book that every woman should read. it is well written. it makes you laugh, and makes you read it very quick. Read more
Published 18 days ago by TP
5.0 out of 5 stars Loved it
hilarious and witty, I couldn't put it down made me laugh and identified with most of it! worth a read!
Published 19 days ago by tquinn
2.0 out of 5 stars Up and down
Good in places, lamentable in others. A better title might be 'how to be a fairly conceited woman.' The author can be funny at times but thinks a fairly humdrum journalistic career... Read more
Published 24 days ago by R. O'neill
5.0 out of 5 stars ....
This book has changed my life. A fantastic introduction to feminist literature. I now understand what it is to be a woman and to be feminist. Read more
Published 25 days ago by Lauren Murphy
5.0 out of 5 stars Caitlin for Prime Minister!
I adore Caitlin Moran; she is funny, honest, silly, clever and not afraid to be herself. I love all her writing but especially this book. Read more
Published 25 days ago by A. M. Stout
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