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How to Be a Baby: An Instruction Manual for Newborns [Paperback]

Martin Baxendale
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  • Paperback: 48 pages
  • Publisher: Silent But Deadly Publications (5 Mar 2008)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0955050073
  • ISBN-13: 978-0955050077
  • Product Dimensions: 14.4 x 14.2 x 1.2 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (4 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 79,837 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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This is the latest in the popular series of wacky gift-books from Martin Baxendale. A great choice for anyone looking for an unusual and funny present to mark the birth of a new baby. How to be a Baby is an hilarious spoof instruction manual, packed with amusing advice for the confused and bewildered new arrival on how new babies are supposed to behave and what they are expected to do and achieve in their first months. No new baby should be without this invaluable guide to performing and achieving as a newborn, and no new parent should be without this laugh-out-loud funny book to help lighten the load and brighten their day.

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I bought this book for my son and daughter in law but it is, of course, really for my fifteen week old granddaughter! This book is hilarious and gave the two new parents a really good laugh. It is great fun and I thoroughly recommend it as a light-hearted gift for any new Mum and Dad.
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Funny! 20 July 2011
If you already have kids, you will relate to this book very quickly. Whether or not you have kids, if you are looking to purchase something a bit less ordinary for the parents of a new baby then this could be it...a comical insight into the mind of the newborn which may help explain some of the mysteries about why babies do what they do and what some of their actions mean.
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Very funny 16 May 2011
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Another rather amusing book by Martin B. At the end, there's even a page left blank for older siblings to make notes for the baby, such as how to annoy the parents most. Would definitely recommend this book for a giggle.
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