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Hordes of the Things [Audio Download]

by A. P. R. Marshall (Author), J. H. W. Lloyd (Author), Simon Callow (Narrator)
3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (58 customer reviews)
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  • Listening Length: 1 hour and 56 minutes
  • Program Type: Audiobook
  • Version: Unabridged
  • Publisher: AudioGO Ltd.
  • Audible.co.uk Release Date: 1 Oct 2009
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B002SQ7Z8Y
  • Average Customer Review: 3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (58 customer reviews)
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The kingdom of Albion is under threat from The Evil One. The elves have trusted the kingdom with a mystic device (the number seven) and have entrusted a wizard by the name of Radox The Green to find a hero to save the land, in the shape of Agar Son of Athar.

The series consists of four half-hour episodes or "Chronicles", originally broadcast on BBC Radio 4 from November 25 to December 16, 1980, and written by Andrew Marshall (2 Point 4 Children) and John Lloyd (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and QI).

©2009 BBC Audiobooks Ltd; (P)2009 BBC Audiobooks Ltd

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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Sporadically amusing but more often just silly 22 Oct 2009
By Trevor Willsmer HALL OF FAME TOP 50 REVIEWER
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Of course, silliness is pretty much unavoidable when parodying the fantasy genre, which is often perilously close to unwitting self-parody itself, but this four part radio series from 1980 is never quite as funny as it could be. Only loosely spoofing Tolkien - there is a Dark Lord threatening the kingdom of MiddleSea but for the most part it's a generic hero on a quest tale - it's at its best when Patrick Magee is delivering utterly nonsensical background narration worthy of Spike Milligan with a straight face or when Paul Eddington's hopeless king is obsessing over petty laws or appeasing evil overlords with trade agreements (trading all the kingdom's virgins for one walnut seeming a perfectly equitable arrangement in view of the kingdom's balance of trade figures). It certainly boasts a impressive cast - Simon Callow, Frank Middlemass and Yes, Minister creator Jonathan Lynn are in there too - but at times it feels like it's trying too hard to be a fantasy equivalent of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy without ever quite finding the right tone to marry the script's nonsensical wordplay to the occasional schoolboy plotting. The result is something that's sporadically funny but overall just too inconsistent to work as well as it wants to.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars A fading classic 31 Jan 2011
By gururob
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When HotT was first broadcast, I recorded it from the radio. Now, all these years later, I finally get the chance to listen to it without interference.

I remember listening to it and chuckling most of the way through, laughing out loud at some of the antics of Crown Prince Vegenin and Agar son of Athar. The acting (or, rather, overacting) by the strong cast (Paul Eddington, Frank Middlemass, Simon Callow, etc.) is great tongue-in-cheek stuff. Patrick McGee's 'narration' is nonsense, and the better for it.
Listening to these CDs, I am reminded why I found it so funny, though, with my adult sense of humour, I didn't find it quite as sidesplitting as I did when I was 18.

Yes, it is silly at times. Yes, many of the names are jokey parodies from a bygone era (the 80s) and have no meaning to many listeners nowadays. Yes, there is still much to chuckle at.
It isn't a gagathon in the style of Bored of the Rings, but that was never its intention.

I would say that HotT is reminiscent of early Terry Pratchett books - laugh out loud funny when they came out but still humourous on subsequent reading.

For the sake of a few pounds HotT was a good purchase. It isn't going to make you wet yourself but is a at least as funny as a modern series such as Elfquest.
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8 of 10 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars The Sillymarillion? 25 Oct 2009
By Murray
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I love fantasy, but have to admit it's not hard to poke fun at it, once it puts on its serious hat and starts talking in Thee's and Thou's, and giving things aggrandising names like the Mount Vazarpithur the Dark, or The Tower of the Kwarg (both from the Hordes of the Things map that comes with this CD). But to make a really successful fantasy spoof -- like, I think, the recent Radio 4 series Elvenquest (BBC Audio) was -- you have to give your listener more to stick around for than merely the next punchline. You have to give it story and characters. ElvenQuest did -- so what about Hordes of the Things?

Well, I'd say, yes and no. But more no. Certainly, Hordes of the Things has a lot of funny things going on in it. The Conference of All Wizards, where Radox the Green and his chums get together to discuss defeating evil rather than actually doing it, was certainly funny. And the Dread Sphynx of the Caverns with the head of a snake, the body of a snake, and the tail of a snake... which makes it just a snake, doesn't it? But elsewhere, Hordes suffered, oddly enough, from too much wit. How can that be? Well, to really work, the sort of verbal whimsy the show makes use of, needs to be read, so you can pause to roll the joke around in your mind for a bit and really get it. On the radio, it's often over before you've registered it (or, as is unfortunately the case with the narrator of Hordes of the Things, before it's been mumbled or muffled and lost to the listener). Radio humour needs broader strokes (or multiple listenings -- I suspect Hordes may be funnier the second time round, but haven't yet tried it), and it also needs to give the actors more leeway to bring character humour into it.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Doesn't age well 26 Jan 2010
By Call me Sparky VINE™ VOICE
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I remember listening to this on the radio way back in the 80's and was keen to relisten. At the time I thought this was an hilarious mickey-take of Lord of the Rings, and I seem to remember it followed hot on the heals of "The Hobbit" being repeated.

Alas it has not aged well. Whereas Douglas Adams could write parody and still make a compelling and realistic science fiction story, this develops quickly into schoolboy farce. Peurile and childish at times (not that that is always a bad thing) I was suprised, especially as John Lloyd has made a name as an intelligent and humourous writer, and Andrew Marshall has done likewise, although at the time he was writing childrens TV programmes (which may have spilled over).

It is worth a listen. I recently rewatched The Young Ones for the first time in 10 years and found it had waned and then grown funnier, so maybe you have to be in a certain frame of mind, but right now it is a disappointing curio and nothing more.
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2.0 out of 5 stars Flat Satire
In 1981 the BBC presented a wonderful adaptation of THE LORD OF THE RINGS, voted in many polls as the greatest novel of the twentieth century (to the disgust of many critics) with... Read more
Published 1 month ago by Christopher Twelvetrees
3.0 out of 5 stars Feels a bit half hearted
They have some alright bits, a couple of bits that raise a giggle, but it doesn't feel like anything to write home about. Read more
Published 15 months ago by Miss
3.0 out of 5 stars Tries too hard
Well it's OK, but I found this fantasy spoof, rooted in all things Tolkein, just left me a little bit bored (Bored of the Things? Oh I think something like that has been done). Read more
Published 22 months ago by Kevin Roche
5.0 out of 5 stars Superb Spoof!
This is a superb spoof of Lord Of The Rings, with the production values you would expect of a BBC Production. Read more
Published 24 months ago by A. Sinclair
5.0 out of 5 stars At long last!
Certainly, I knew what to expect when I ordered this. I still have a set of tapes, recorded when this was broadcast for the first and only time. Read more
Published on 12 May 2011 by Mr. A. S. Cook
5.0 out of 5 stars Beats The Real Thing...
This is probably the closest forerunner to 'The Black Adder' that anyone will be able to track down, in terms of its epic silliness and bombast - even though the only links are... Read more
Published on 23 Jan 2011 by JFrederick78
3.0 out of 5 stars A product of its time...
...and I'm afraid that its time has passed.

I remember listening to this as a teenager when it was first broadcast and thinking it was very funny. It was. Then. Read more
Published on 25 Sep 2010 by Dr. Richard Dudley
4.0 out of 5 stars Hordes of the things
Not sure of this but its possible it would hold interest. Perhaps over 7 years i think its children's give it a go.
Published on 15 Jun 2010 by streetlamp
5.0 out of 5 stars AngieT
Simply the funniest thing ever!
The first and the funniest Tolkien rip off - everything else pales by comparison.
"And Goblins slept around."
Published on 21 May 2010 by AngieT
3.0 out of 5 stars Old favourite with something missing
I have been making do with a very old 6th or 7th generation copy of the original broadcast since 1986. Read more
Published on 9 April 2010 by Paul Burton
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