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Hello Kitty Must Die [Paperback]

Angela S. Choi
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3 May 2012

Meet Fi. A 28 year old lawyer with a six figure salary and an 80 hour working week, Fi has no intention of being another pretty, passive Hello Kitty type, stuck on a conveyor belt of kids, cooking and cleaning. It's just a shame her parents won't stop setting her up with undesirable men.

Meet Sean. Fi's childhood best friend and teenage delinquent, he's now a very successful surgeon. But there's something you should know about Sean. Some men cook in their spare time, others play sport. Sean kills people.

Meet Freddie, Fi's blind date. Poor Freddie. This really isn't going to end well...


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  • Paperback: 272 pages
  • Publisher: Vintage (3 May 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0099570491
  • ISBN-13: 978-0099570493
  • Product Dimensions: 13.2 x 19.8 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 2.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 325,555 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Dark and strange...and funny (San Francisco Chronicle )

A demonic stir-fry of influences, including Chuck Palahniuk and Candace Bushnell, infuses Choi's prose with passionate ferocity (Publishers Weekly )

Now that serial killers have become the new 21st-century heroes, fans of Jeff Lindsay's 'Dexter' series and Chuck Palahniuk's hard-core novels are the readers most likely to enjoy this book (Library Journal )

Choi wields her satirical blade at a host of targets...The real triumph of Hello Kitty Must Die is that it refuses to apologize for Fiona's behavior (Los Angeles Times )

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The Joy Luck Club meets American Psycho in this darkly comic debut novel starring Fi, an ambitious young lawyer who will stop at nothing to avoid being married off into a life of suburban boredom.

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4.0 out of 5 stars Dark, daft and delightful 18 Mar 2013
Format:Paperback
Hello Kitty Must Die opens with our narrator, Fi, attempting to take her own virginity with a silicone dildo. She if 28-years-old and still lives with her Chinese family in San Francisco.

When she discovers she has no hymen she is appalled and books an appointment with a plastic surgeon to have it reconstructed. The doctor turns out to be an old schoolfriend. He is also a serial killer.

All the ingredients, I am sure you'll agree, for a cracking novel.

And Angela Choi delivers just that. It is far-fetched and completely ridiculous but never stops being an absolute blast.

Fi's parents are determined to fix her up with a suitable bachelor from a traditional Chinese family but she is far too busy with her job as a lawyer for anything as pointless as dating, so it is convenient that the men she is hooked up with all meet sudden deaths. As do various other people loosely connected to her life.

Don't worry, this is not a whodunnit, we've already worked that much out.

Think Tama Janowitz, think Chuck Palahniuk, think Bret Easton Ellis. Now mix them together, add a little bit of a novel about Chinese families in America (you'll have to come up with that one yourself as I haven't read any), and you have something that resembles this novel.

Dark, daft and delightful.
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3 of 28 people found the following review helpful
Format:Paperback
Hello Kitty Will die, How wrong could any item be. Omg this is named after a child and other adult favourite called Hello Kitty. A young friend of mine who loves hello kitty thought kitty would die. Yhis is so inappropate especially using kitty ears. You should make sure kids no this is no reference to the proper hello kitty. To any kids out there dont worry this is not based on the real lovely white kitty with bows i promise. And to the writer of the book what on earth was you thinking. I'll also be reporting this to amazon over my concerns on the contents kids can access, totally disgusting and shame on you.
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Amazon.com: 3.9 out of 5 stars  76 reviews
27 of 29 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Atypical crime fiction that's lots of fun 14 Oct 2010
By K. M. Sherrod - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Paperback
Imagine, if you will, what the offspring of Sandra Tsing Loh (or Amy Tan) and Chuck Pahlaniuk might be like. Imagine their daughter had a law degree and chucked it to write crime fiction, but kept the stiletto heels and Prada.

You've just imagined both Angela S. Choi and her debut novel's protagonist, Fiona. Except Fiona chooses not to write crime fiction, but to abet crime itself, in a very strange way.

This is a pithy and entertaining read. Fi is not an adorable, likeable character, not a Hello Kitty (all cuteness, no mouth, no threat, no will of her own), but a smart and sassy woman who knows what she wants -- and, more importantly, what she does not. The story concerns her unorthodox but ultimately successful quest to achieve both ends in her own prickly way.

Her partner in crime, Sean, is less well-drawn and never quite comes alive, but perhaps he doesn't need to. While Fi describes him as the love of her life, it's obvious that she doesn't mean this in the conventional or romantic sense: he's her ultimate anti-fashion accessory, and on that level he's just what the doctor ordered (and yes, he's a doctor). His job is not to fulfill or complete her, but to wedge her out of the role in which she has felt trapped, as is, perhaps, hers for him.

Ultimately, this book is about getting stuff out of one's system. Now that Choi has gotten some stuff out of hers -- her obvious distaste for Chinese culture and for the way in which deliberate singles are viewed -- I look forward to seeing what she comes up with next, for she shows a great deal of promise. Next!
13 of 14 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Loved it! 5 Aug 2011
By K. Cathcart - Published on Amazon.com
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I was intrigued first by the title, and then by the blurb. I was smitten with the writing on the first page and by the 12% mark, knew I'd finish the book in one sitting.

I absolutely loved this story. It's dark and snarky and wrong and witty and clever and perfect if you enjoy true crime/horror genres (think "Dexter"), wondered about Chinese culture, or questioned your own role(s) as a female.

Angela S. Choi is now on my auto-buy list.
13 of 15 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Interesting 13 Jun 2011
By M. Surani - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Paperback
This book definitely gets an R rating (sex and violence both). Interesting story about a woman who's tired of having to be everyone's ideal (and tired of being set up on dates by her parents). After running into an old friend from school, she develops a new ... uh... hobby? Killing.
Funny in parts, uncomfortable in parts ... enjoyable if not taken too seriously.
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