Hellbound should have been excellent. Okay, it should have at least been good, but it falls woefully short of the mark by A) not making any sense and B) not having very good acting. In fact, you could - at a push - forgive A, but B is truly the biggest, suckiest problem with this film. The acting is flat out awful. Some of the blame has to lie with Pete Atkins inept dialogue. The actors are simply talking incredible rubbish and I don't mean the fantasy elements here. Listen to Cranham's attempt to explain where the mattress should be delivered or his fanciful nonsense as he drills a hole in somebody's head. And then there's Claire Higgins, lumped with 'Do I look surreal?' as if trying to make sure we understand how, well, surreal it all is, I suppose.
Character motivation is lacking. We never really understand why Julia becomes 'Queen of Hell' or why Tiffany goes wandering off into the labyrinth or why exactly Channard 'Wants to see'. See what? Learn what?
The only thing this film has going for it is the excellent musical score and a few of the gory special effects. But I'm 34. I don't want to watch a film simply because it has 'cool' gore and slime in or is gross out. Admittedly, Hellbound benefits by being uncut, but I could stick on the soundtrack and squirt tomato ketchup over the wall and have as much fun as watching this.
** for music, SFX and ideas