There's plenty to like about Hawaii Five-0
, the late '60s cop show debuting on DVD. Like the music, featuring Morton Stevens' popular theme song. Or the lovely Hawaiian scenery. And let's not forget "Book 'em, Danno," the signature line delivered (although not nearly as frequently as one might expect) by star Jack Lord's Steve McGarrett, not to mention Lord's perfect hair and wrinkle-free slacks. As for everything else, let's just say that Hawaii Five-0
has not aged well. Some of that is inevitably due to the infinitely more sophisticated production values of the series that have followed in its wake; Five-0's
technology, sets, and other practical elements are laughably primitive by current standards. Problem is, the cheese factor extends to pretty much every other aspect of the show as well. Most of the action sequences are utterly tension-free, and the pace is frequently glacial, with interminable scenes bogged down by talky exposition. The dialogue is risible: McGarrett refers to one adversary as "a dirty, double-dealing fink," while the so-called hippies who populate the islands utter the kind of idiocies that could only have been written by cubes whose closest contact with the counterculture came from TV commercials for Hai Karate men's cologne ("Looks like splittin' the scene was real cool, baby" is but one egregious example). Lord does a decent job as the stiff-but-heroic McGarrett, variously described as "a hardhead," "an organizational misfit," "a brilliant operator," and "a rebel," but by and large the acting (including guest shots by Sal Mineo, Ricardo Montalban, Gavin MacLeod, and Yaphet Kotto) is wooden. Story-wise, "Cocoon," the pilot, features an intriguing premise wherein U.S. intelligence agents undergo sensory-deprivation torture before spilling their secrets; elsewhere, the elite Five-0 team deals with jewel thieves, gold smugglers, kidnappers, gamblers, murderers, mobsters, all-purpose "criminal masterminds," and even "Red agents" spreading the bubonic plague. In sum: with its light (if not quite frothy) tone, Hawaii Five-0
will offer harmless escapism to some viewers, especially those with a nostalgic bent. Others, however, will long for more substantial fare--you know, like Deal or No Deal
. --Sam Graham
All 25 episodes from the first season of the 1960s Hawaiian crime drama starring Jack Lord as Steve McGarrett, head of an elite state police unit investigating organised crime, murder, assassination attempts, foreign agents and all kinds of other felonies. Episodes are: 'Full Fathom Five', 'Strangers in Our Own Land', 'Tiger by the Tail', 'Samurai', '...And They Painted Daisies on His Coffin', 'Twenty-Four Karat Kill', 'The Ways of Love', 'No Blue Skies', 'By the Numbers', 'Yesterday Died and Tomorrow Won't Be Born', 'Deathwatch', 'Pray Love Remember, Pray Love Remember', 'King of the Hill', 'Up Tight', 'Face of the Dragon', 'The Box', 'One for the Money', 'Along Came Joey', 'Once Upon a Time: Part 1', 'Once Upon a Time: Part 2', 'Not That Much Different', 'Six Kilos', 'The Big Kahuna', 'Cocoon: Part 1' and 'Cocoon: Part 2'.