"Housemate say things like, "hey, yeah man, i'm hep to that funky jazz music <clicks fingers>"? Then why not ease this LP of exploratory free jazz onto your turntable and watch the blood vessels pop."
"pals sick to death of comin round to play 'Who can make the loudest most brutal rock'n'roll noise?', only for some Spectrum 48K to waltz in n' steal all the thunder? Why not play 'Sister Ray' instead!"
"skip through most of album, it’s so good it might prompt applause from the next room. instead bask in the relentless throbbing repetitious noise of ‘spec bebop’, a repetitious noise you can’t dance to"