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Hardly Paradise: Anti-Postcards From A Grumpy Traveller [Kindle Edition]

David Whitley
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A collection of the best travel writing from National Geographic Traveller columnist and GrumpyTraveller.com author David Whitley. Featuring 70 carefully selected stories from David's career as a travel writer, the tales stretch from New York to New Zealand, and Paris to Palau.

Designed as a selection of short stories to dip in and out of, Hardly Paradise ditches the glossy sheen of the travel brochures. Sometimes funny, sometimes bleak and sometimes downright intriguing, this is a collection of personal experiences, bizarre oddities and fascinating human dramas picked up in unlikely corners of the world.

It swings from watching a car crash unfold at a Las Vegas roulette table to humiliation in an Italian spa. Tales of ineptitude include falling out a canoe into an alligator-infested river, being taken in by a Malaysian conman and getting locked into a wildlife refuge.

Not all of the stories are David's, however. There are global tales of heartbreak and loss collected by a Croatian couple whose relationship had run its course; there's the erotic art obsession of a septuagenarian grandmother; there's the case of a Pacific Islander who has had to find work because his wife has embraced capitalism.

The mood swings from joyous geriatric karaoke to seedy Thai romance; from signs of hope in a land devastated by a volcano to hotels that just want to annoy their guests.

These anti-postcards come from five continents - from Singapore to Sydney, Lesotho to Las Vegas, Berlin to Brooklyn and Vancouver to the Vatican. They rarely wish you were here, but they do shine a light on what you might be missing. You'll laugh, you'll fight back tears, you'll find yourself saying: "I never knew that". And you'll never trust a monkey again...

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 334 KB
  • Print Length: 192 pages
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00927CG7W
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (15 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #134,911 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Magazine editors - more of this is what we want! 28 Aug 2012
By Derek
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Like the kangaroo on on the front cover, David Whitley jumps around all over the place with his selection of stories, and his book is all the better for it. These wonderful yarns show what you can do when you don't have an editor looking over your shoulder and can give free rein to the weird and wonderful or just simply interesting that would never even get into a pitch, never mind an article. Highly recommended as a pick-up-and-put-down-over-a-cup-of-tea sort of read.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent Read 29 Aug 2012
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I must say I was very pleasantly surprised by this book. I have downloaded a number of independent publications in recent times and have been rather disappointed with them. However, this is a very entertaining read, I have laughed out load on the train to work, more often than not at the author's attempts at getting through his travels in which he seems to have more in common with Mr Bean than Captain Cook! For example if you can get through the "self murder" story without cringing in embarrassment you are a better man than me. It is a fine read and has many amusing tale, some very poignant ones and is very different from any travel book I have read before. It has a certain element of Bill Bryson about it but without filling the pages with someone else's stories. £2.99 well spent
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5.0 out of 5 stars The perfect ebook for the toilet 2 Sep 2012
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If I were to characterise this book, it would be as the perfect ebook to read on the toilet. It's very dip-in-and-outable. Some cracking tales here
ps I know this writer too, and the truth is he's not as grumpy as you might imagine...
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5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliantly Varied Collection of Travel Writing 30 Aug 2012
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Disclaimer: I'm also a travel writer and I know David Whitley, although we've only met once. I will still give an unbiased opinion, however.

I bought this book because I've read some of David's pieces online and enjoyed them, and wanted to read some more. I ought to hate the book as I'm dead jealous of how good a writer he is. The pieces I've read already have been mostly grumpy moans about predicaments he gets himself into (which is why I laughed at another reviewer comparing him to Mr Bean) but thankfully he manages to make these funny. He also reminds me of Basil Fawlty, beating his car with the branch of a tree and cursing it.

But what really impressed me about this collection of travel pieces is the versatility of David's writing. I didn't expect to find very moving pieces about such varied subjects as the Gettysburg Address and an old folk's karaoke night in Florida. They're the type of topics many younger travel writers would sneer at, to show how cool they are, but not David. He takes them for what they are, tries to understand them, is moved by them, and writes about them lyrically.

One piece about a woman gambling in Las Vegas is a brilliant character observation of a pretty unsympathetic character. But Davis is riveted, notes down every detail, and the piece manages to be funny, sad, cringe-making and dramatic, all in a few hundred words.

I also didn't expect to find the well-known Grumpy Traveller writing in such a detailed and interested manner about wildlife, like when he goes kayaking in Puerto Rico and clearly finds the experience magical.

I admit I'm only halfway through the book so it could go downhill from now on, but I doubt it. I actually don't read much travel journalism these days, even though I am a travel writer.
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3.0 out of 5 stars A series of articles 10 Jun 2013
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Quit amusing and handy to have at bed time since you can complete one articl before turning out the light.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant 21 May 2013
By Busybee
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Overall well written from blogs with a tongue in cheek humour. Informative as well as funny. Great book to pick up and put down, although I read it from start to finish as you would a story.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Not bad at all 16 May 2013
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Downloaded the book for free and have to say not badly written and interesting storyline. Definitely worth a read even better when it is free.
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3.0 out of 5 stars Eclectic mix 23 April 2013
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A moderately engaging collection of travelogues which don't altogether convincingly flow as an homogenous volume.

For free, it's not a bad read and as a "pick me up, put me down " it's okay but more a magazine than a book in content.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
3.0 out of 5 stars OK Read
Thought it was going to be funnier. It was OK to fill a gap on holiday. The stories are mainly from published articles and sources.
Published 2 months ago by Tracey Greenwood
3.0 out of 5 stars Not particularly amusing, but interesting in parts
Firstly, I think this book needs editing for some grammatical errors (for example the dreadful 'I was sat ....' when it should be 'I was sitting ... Read more
Published 2 months ago by English Tutor
4.0 out of 5 stars Enjoyable travel articles
Easy lightweight reading. Enjoyable collection of short travel articles in a well organised collection. As the author says easy for dipping in and out of.
Published 2 months ago by Paul Clarke
4.0 out of 5 stars Good laugh
Reading the short stories brings a smile to your face, it's just unfortunate that some tales stop short leaving you desperate for more.
Published 2 months ago by corbpaul
3.0 out of 5 stars Series of One off travel articles
Given the high scores by other reviewers I bought this book hoping to enjoy fascinating anecdotes of travel, good and bad, around the world. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Peter Lloyd
5.0 out of 5 stars A really enjoyable read
These little stories are just perfect for a few minutes of reading time. For example on the bus or train. Read more
Published 2 months ago by The retro gamer
5.0 out of 5 stars A great read
Well worth a read not your usual travel very funny, enjoyed reading gets me through the boring bus journeys in the morning
Published 2 months ago by Napalm_trickster
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